Good night folks, don’t let this travesty ruin your weekends!
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Yeah Catherine Tate was on a slightly different planet. Maybe it’s to help promote Dr Who?
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Georgia’s spokesperson is one of the Doom Patrol?
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English as a third language?
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This is dragging now. I decided not to get any beer or wine for the evening.
That may have been a bad decision.
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Bo-Katan is on Eurovision now?
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Sam Ryder; this is a deleted scene from the Eurovision movie that Will Ferrell made isn’t it?
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Cyborgs for Jesus?
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I hope so.
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Did they have to get dressed in the dark?
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Anyone still going to the Med for a dance club holiday is going to be hearing this all summer.
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Another generic, competent pop song isn’t going to work this year.
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Germany hasn’t made a mistake this bad since they invaded Russia.
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When France went full French it was good.
Never go full German.
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Disney+ need to bring back Willow just so they can use this song.
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She chose violence.
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Moldova really liked Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves didn’t they?
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Armenia’s out there all by herself. She could use backup.
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I have no objections.
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80’s/90’s fed into an AI and this came out.
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It has wheels…
Not much else, but not terrible.
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There’s a lot of things going on with this one!
Pink gangsta pony tail things.
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I want a velociraptor to come out of one of the crates.
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Why is he wearing just the arms from a Poundland Hulk costume?
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Ghost piano Bond theme?
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Italy looks like he’s auditioning for a new version of Jason and the Golden Fleece.
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There’s a lot of ululating this year!
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The entry from Arrakis?
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Their losing streak continues.
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Someone’s proud of their gym membership.
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Could she be any more French?
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Made for Lorcan!
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Goth robot?
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Young Rupert Everett?
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Is this the theme from Love Island?
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This could’ve been anyone’s entry for any year.
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Wide angle lens time!
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He can sing, but he’s 12 and he has no charisma.
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It sounds like it came from a musical.
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Edgar Allan Poe is a Eurovision song?????
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I hadn’t noticed that Luxembourg had dropped out.
Did they Luxemexit?
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I could do without the rehearsed “jokes”. I guess it’s always gonna be part of shows like this. Unfortunately.
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Have I missed anything? It looks like it could be bringing the crazy this year?
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Don’t sprain anything.
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Is Boris going to authorise more airstrikes in Serbia? I mean it’s been decades but still…?
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Amazing, the Serbs were the villains 25 years ago.
Geopolitics messes up even Eurovision!
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“From Great Manchester! Get In!”
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If the UK win #Eurovision the finals will be held in Rwanda
— Dr Panti Bliss-Cabrera (@PantiBliss) May 14, 2022
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Did Graham just introduce Armenia as “Minnie Driver in 30 years?”
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Moldova or Spain’s thong.
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Why was Estonia’s intro at the Sept of Baelor?
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Serbia is making an 80s horror film!
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UK guy was fine. It hurts my Britishness to admit it, but he was fine!
I’m not sure that counts for Eurovision.
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UK guys is… real?
Not an actor in a wig and fake beard?
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Colonialism!!!
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Ok… so Australia sent someone from the Bene Gesserit?
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Swedish Adele is fine.
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Iceland is Fleetwood Mac crossed with Clannad!
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Greece… quality again, but not mad yet
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I take it back, Belgium are the Bond theme.
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They need to send LSD and mushroom to all potential acts.
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I’m cold and heartless, I want batshit crazy or it’s just Top of the Pops with sarcasm.
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Lithuania came here from 1966!
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Germany is professional but boring.
Who’d have thunk it?
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Emoticon jackels
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Switzerland make great chocolates.
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Sax man gives no fucks. He’s gonna be himself.
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This guy could use a light show, or dancers, or a better song.
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That dead guy has put on weight?
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So San Marino can get Flo-Rida but these guys can’t get Sia?
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So much of this is generic. It’s like those soundtrack albums of music that wasn’t actually in the movie.
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Iceland or Russia!
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Adhesive
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Mortal Kombat!
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Is he wearing flares or does he just have very wide legs?
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The European shirt shortage continues.
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This song got rejected from The Lion King?
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Macrooy is a great name for a detective show.
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Nordic creatives should stick to crime dramas.
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Clem Fandango? Can you hear me?
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Ariana Grande knock off!
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France is leaning into the Frenchness here.
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Why is she wearing muppet arms?
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Tron!!!
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Are those guys in the closet?
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A very Limp Bizkit.
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I heard about Miqque’s passing through the grapevine today, having drifted away from this site a while back.
He was one of the nicer people online, certainly less into the online arguments than many of us, more just hanging out and chatting, often at great length.
And I’m sure we’re having a little carpe diem moment, which is what we should all do more often really.
I’m not a great believer in an afterlife, but if there is one, I hope it has great coffee, movies and weed.
RIP
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Wonder Woman 84 should be opening this weekend, but Covid put paid to that.
But checking up on things I discovered that the guy who did the remix of Blue Monday that was used in the trailer released this a month ago;
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