Eurovision 2023
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Not really fair getting the ghost of Liberace to help you out
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Why go to play the piano after letting us all see it’s playing itself?
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Ghost piano Bond theme?
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Those wrist straps would be a nightmare while doing the washing up.
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Zzzzzzzzz
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Why go to play the piano after letting us all see it’s playing itself?
No seriously. If it had started out with her miming playing it and then she’d got up and walked away with it continuing to play itself as a twist, I could see the point of this. But as it is it’s a pointless gimmick,
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Best bit is the dress + words, other than that👎
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I’ve been to Finland and, disapointingly, it was nothing like this.
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The CGI for She-Hulk really is worse than I remembered.
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Finally! The shadow is very clever.
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Why is he wearing just the arms from a Poundland Hulk costume?
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Having escaped from Resi 4, Finland’s entry is sung by The Merchant.
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This is the best so far though. Go Finland!
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Get together with the lad from Cyprus and you’ve nearly got a complete outfit.
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Elements of psycho killer again with loads of flurescent colour.
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I want a velociraptor to come out of one of the crates.
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Absolute banger. Best so far by far.
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That feels like a potential winner. Full on Eurovision
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This is pretty good too! The last two have been a massive improvement.
I wonder if it’s linked to how much wine I’ve had?
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Mean Girls are making Eurovision and ponytails happen.
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I feel like Czechia is Austria’s entry but good.
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A nude Sooty in the background too. Cheeky!
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Take someone’s eye out with them.
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There’s a lot of things going on with this one!
Pink gangsta pony tail things.
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That was quite nice. I think it suffers a little being just after Finland. Ha, Norton agreed with me just as I was typing that.
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IS the background pink because they’ve used up half of the reds earlier in the show?
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Yeah, I liked that one.
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Better, but too much pink!
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He’s singing about dogging, right?
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Genuinely impressed that they’ve managed to get an entire car on stage in, what, 30 seconds?
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Coming from Night City….
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I dig this as an actual song. Having Jason Momoa on drums is just a bonus.
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Dit Duran Duran, innit? Not that that’s a bad thing.
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I don’t hate this.
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They had that little bit with Alesha to help pad, presumably, but yeah, impressive.
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It has wheels…
Not much else, but not terrible.
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Australia in with a shot I reckon. I like this one.
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Ok, this has won me with the back-up vocals bit. Ends pretty well.
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It has wheels…
Alright Jonathan Creek
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Didn’t expect it suddenly going metal
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Boy George wants his hat back mate.
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That one was pretty good.
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The old texan from the simpsons wants his hat back mate.
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All I’m seeing with Belgium is the hat. The weird hat.
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Bold of them to use the floor display to make it look like he has explosive diarrhoea
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Boss Hog wants his hat back mate.
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I’m liking this, the music could be a bit more complex but the vibes are strong and the vocals are good.
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Ah, this one is an R’n’B version World in Motion by New Order!
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Lots of pink again!
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Mick Hucknall sort of vocals.
Yeah, that’s spot on. I was thinking M People too.
But in a hat.
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Maybe my favourite of the night…just the right amount of 90’s cheese that I like.
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If you told me that was an early Take That B-side, I’d believe you.
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80’s/90’s fed into an AI and this came out.
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Skit incoming? I’m away to put the kettle on
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Must be hard for Norton to not openly mock the hosting this year.
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You better be cleaning up that popcorn Norton.
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I’m sure there used to be an option to delete posts. Image didn’t hotlink.
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Eurovisions on Reddit?🫤
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Skit incoming? I’m away to put the kettle on
Oh, he said “skit”.
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Jesus Mel, you’re better than this. Marginally at least.
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A friend of mine is in Yerevan right now, oddly…
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You know what, Mel G churning butter actually does something for me…
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I have no objections.
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Singer’s like “shit, my ballad isn’t making it, I’ll shift to rap right…. NOW”
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What more pink!
Thank goodness on the change in tempos.
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That was surprisingly dull.
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Oh yes, Moldova look to be bringing us some weirdness
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Rap failed, so dance.
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Armenia’s out there all by herself. She could use backup.
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And on backing vocals, Sauron
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Is that pulsing thing on the screen meant to be an eyeball or an anus?
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Wanker with a top knot. Backing singer’s hair is on point though.
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I feel like this guy’s trying to shoot fireballs out of his hands
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Red again + def lots of weirdness.
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The Moldovan women’s hair is the end-state for Czechia’s long ponytails.
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It’s all gone a bit Spinal Tap
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Is that pulsing thing on the screen meant to be an eyeball or an anus?
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Moldova really liked Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves didn’t they?
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Going to the Ukraine to study pharmacology feels like a euphemism for… not studying.
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Ukraine: 80’s budget dystopian future sci fi extras.
Also, a brief cameo from the main character from the flop 90s beat em up Rise of The Robots.
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Nice graphics, so-so song.
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Smart colours of blue and yellow here.
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Pet Shop Boys def + Cyberpunk 2077
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Nice graphics, so-so song.
Yeah, I was hoping for more than this. Especially as Ukraine have had a really good hit rate over the years.
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