Eurovision 2023
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Sam Ryder; this is a deleted scene from the Eurovision movie that Will Ferrell made isn’t it?
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Yassified printer cartridge #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/Q4iuDuaTMA
— clementine✨ (@clov_a) May 13, 2023
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Ugh, I thought we were all done with people doing bad covers of Imagine (which isn’t good to start with).
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Ugh, I thought we were all done with people doing bad covers of Imagine (which isn’t good to start with).
The heat death of the universe will come sooner.
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This feels a bit like Gal Gadot’s Imagine Zoom call, but you know, with some talent behind it.
You spoke too soon.
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OK, I’ll take that one Israeli weirdo singing You Spin Me round
I’m hoping for chicken noises
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Iceland’s pixel art jumper guy is doing ok.
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This is altogether too much emotion from that guy
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I will however accept the wall of his head
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So Liverpool’s musical greats are John Lennon, Dead or Alive, Atomic Kitten, Mel C and Sonia? I mean, I feel like when that’s the list you’ve drawn up, maybe you should reconsider the concept?
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Bo-Katan is on Eurovision now?
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It looks like someone is remote-controlling Sonia from behind the stage, but with a slight time delay.
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We better get somebody singing the theme tune to Bread.
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If The Matrix was a musical.
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I never thought I would see Sonia given a Wrestlemania entrance #EurovisionPowerZone2023
— Al Kennedy @alkennedy@mastodon.social (@housetoastonish) May 13, 2023
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If The Matrix was a musical.
I would literally watch that.
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I know Kung Fu?
He knows Kung Fuuuuuuu.
I know KUNG FUUUUUU!
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If The Matrix was a musical.
I would literally watch that.
“It’s the smell! The smell! / I hate it here as well! / But luckily behind these shades it’s really hard to tell!”
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I swear Graham is shrinking as the night goes on.
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This is dragging now. I decided not to get any beer or wine for the evening.
That may have been a bad decision.
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What are you doing talking about “mama citas” Latvia?
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I’ve just realised, this is going to be absolute torture for Graham Norton given how impatient he gets with all this in commentary. What are the odds on him snapping at someone to get on with it?
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English as a third language?
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I’d heard Sweden was the favourite based on the previews but I didn’t think it’d do this well. Surely it won’t carry the public vote as well?
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I would like to apologise on behalf of my nation.
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Has Sweden’s singer gone to the loo with those nails on?
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Finland is on trend with their act.
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It does seem odd we’re getting commentary given our country is hosting the voting. What does this ad, talking over our own hosts?
That Belgian sounded just like ALF.
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Germany’s getting robbed here.
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I’ve just realised, this is going to be absolute torture for Graham Norton given how impatient he gets with all this in commentary. What are the odds on him snapping at someone to get on with it?
He does seem to be on the verge of barking “oh just fuck off” every time they trot out their bullshit.
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It definitely didn’t feel like a nil point song, even if it’s a heavy metal piece being judged by juries that probably don’t care for that.
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It’s Evil Lyn from the live action MOTU movie!
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Poland just off to the boxing after this.
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Yeah, I can’t believe Germany has fared so poorly here. I imagine the viewer vote will correct that a bit.
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That was brilliant from Iceland.
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Grahams eye roll was priceless there😂
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Graeme Norton and Hannah Waddingham reviewing the incoming votes #Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/kU9fITDlaA
— Paul (@drpsquared) May 13, 2023
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Hatari wearing their casual home clothes
I thought Hatari was an Atari ST emulator.
Germany finally get some points and the UK (somewhat fairly) now down in the traditional second-bottom.
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Do you think the Spanish rep demanded a wider shot to show off her leg?
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I bet the guy from Georgia is a real office joker.
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Catherine Tate must be desperately popping ProPlus at this point.
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Georgia’s spokesperson is one of the Doom Patrol?
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Catherine Tate must be desperately popping ProPlus at this point.
Or maybe something stronger.
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Surprised Sweden getting so many votes.
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Yeah Catherine Tate was on a slightly different planet. Maybe it’s to help promote Dr Who?
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I feel like maybe I should have voted now
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Oof🫣
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It’s around this point in the evening that I always wish the results could go on for another couple of hours.
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Yes, justice for Norway!
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Well, the UK isn’t last.
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Well, the UK isn’t last.
Our new national anthem.
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Aww, I liked Belgium.
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You know, I’m starting to think Sweden might be in with a chance here.
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You know, I’m starting to think Sweden might be in with a chance here.
Or maybe not. It could end up being a photo Finnish.
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Come on, the public!
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Bah! Really thought Finland had it then.
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But it was democracy that gave Finland most of its votes. It was the unelected elites in the juries that ruined it!
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Well, that was a bolloxed result.
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Good Bob, I’ve seen shorter perpwalks
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Totally forgettable song…I think people liked Euphoria soo voted for this again.
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I liked Graham repeatedly telling the winner to fuck off and get ready to perform.
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Good night folks, don’t let this travesty ruin your weekends!
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Well, that was fun. Not a classic year and the wrong song won, but heigh-ho.
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Cheers all! Fun night as ever.
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"If the Batman does not reveal himself before midnight we shall burn Gotham City to the ground"#Eurovision#Eurovision2023 pic.twitter.com/6xNQvmEisW
— Public_Pegg (@PeggPublic) May 13, 2023
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<p style=”text-align: center;”>Night everyone. Thanks.</p>
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Ha, Lord of the Lost covered the Finnish song:
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Yep, once again, this thread did not disappoint.
Back again next year?
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Do they have blackmail pics of the other countries?
Yes, we do!
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He’s weirdly well spoken doing the quick bits. It’s like Jack Whitehall is doing them.
Watching the German entry again this morning, it really reminds me of Hemsworth’s Thor voice.
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Didn’t manage to chime in because I was watching it with like thirty people, but it was a lot of fun.
My favourites were Finland, Australia, and Croatia. I called in for all three of them. Runner-up was Czechia, and after that Germany, who were actually pretty good and shouldn’t have gotten last place.Cared for pretty much nobody else, except maybe for the weird Anne Rice vampire guy, just for the batshit show.
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