Eurovision 2023
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Is this the theme from Love Island?
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That needed to be 90% sexier…Just kind of lame.
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horror, anime and science-fiction influence staging? Ok, bring it on.
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One of us!!
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Cut price Timothee Chalamet next
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This is the end theme to anime series that I will never get around to watching.
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OK, I’m digging this so far
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30? So old.
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Young Rupert Everett?
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This is the end theme to anime series that I will never get around to watching.
Can’t be, nobody’s slowly walking away from the camera
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Definitely big soap dish!
Elements of Edward Scissorhands too.
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Ok, I actually like this. The music is giving me a bit of a Gary Numan vibe.
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I’m hoping a beat drrrrrops in a minute, this needs more oomph
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Goth robot?
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Made for Lorcan!
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He’s off to pilot an eva.
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That’s my first one I’ll be happy to see win.
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It was a bit dull in all. All of the songs so far have lacked a little oomph to really work.
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“Lanto, you let your cyber-girlfriend out of the celler again?”
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Made for Lorcan!
I feel pandered to, and it’s a good feeling.
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The woman from the Scottish Widows advert?
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All right “enemy defeated” was a smart way to end it.
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I’m hoping for some good weirdness here, except for the stilts the staging feels very stereotypical French entry.
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Could she be any more French?
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Smart choice leaving it 30 seconds or so for this one to get interesting, while everyone’s initially distracted by the massive stilt dress.
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Le nom, c’est Bond. Jacques Bond.
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They don’t need to say this is France’s entry.
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That’s the best one so far.
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They don’t need to say this is France’s entry.
Though if they did they should have put on an ouuuuuuuuutrageous accent
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Some Mis-Teeq Flashbacks there.
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Oh god, Alesha Dixon *rapped* in the semis? Jesus.
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Def better than the usual French – love the hybrid balad / disco.
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Cyprus looking like a henchman from an early 2000s SyFy show that lasted 4 episodes
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Lots of oversized outfits tonight.
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Such a shame the Cyprian budget couldn’t stretch to sleeves.
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Someone’s proud of their gym membership.
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So many songs tonight have reminded me of a better song, but I can’t think of the actual song each time. It’s frustrating.
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powerhouse voice!
Love the flames.
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For Christ sake man, get yer tap aff..You need those votes!
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CYprus haven’t won in their 39 previous entries? Not happening this time either with that dullness
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The only time I would ever pick this guy is if whoever I was playing against had already picked Ryu #EurovisionPowerZone2023
— Al Kennedy @alkennedy@mastodon.social (@housetoastonish) May 13, 2023
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Blanca? Quick! Recycle those Street Fighter jokes!
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Bit like a Spanish Auf Der Maur song.
Shame she injured herself and needs all that sports strapping on her arm.
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This better get going!
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Liverpool branches of B&Q are entirely sold out of red paint this weekend.
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It’s ended up sounding like the extended version of the backing music an American TV adventure show uses when someone goes to Spain or the Middle East.
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Bit like a Spanish Auf Der Maur song.
Shame she injured herself and needs all that sports strapping on her arm.
I’m a bit surprised their budget didn’t stretch to a red sports bra for her
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Their losing streak continues.
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The Wolf/Banana guys for the win.
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Will this long run enough for me to get snacks?
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I feel like this lot are summoning a great evil into the world.
“Tell me, what do you desire?”
Wait, they don’t need Lucifer, Rylan’s around.
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Junior Eurovision? I didn’t realise there was a way to make children even more intolerable.
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Junior Eurovision? I didn’t realise there was a way to make children even more intolerable.
Ah, wait, get one of the wee pricks to talk to camera, that’ll do it.
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Disney+ Nightmare On Elm Street
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Two camera tilt bits in a row? That’s not good act ordering
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The entry from Arrakis?
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Shit, someone needs a pedicure.
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Yeah… Nope. This one is no good.
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Eh, it’s no euphoria is it?🤨
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That podium / roof thing is giving me heave “roof crush traps from the original Doom” vibes.
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I’m worried a wolf is going to eat the presenter on the right.
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Albanian Claire Balding.
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The Albanian entry clearly vying to be president of Gallifrey.
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I’ve survived decades of watching Eurovision without the app, thanks.
Thinking the same.
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Red? Again?
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Elden Ring on a budget.
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There’s a lot of ululating this year!
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OK, does everyone else see those red CG trees in the background? Because I’m getting Picard flashbacks and I’m worried.
Resistance is futile.
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Did they spend all the budget on the first woman’s costume and have to scrape the rest together?
Maybe she brought it from home and they were too polite to say she was upstaging everyone else
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Dude in the back looks so uncomfortable😂😂
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BBC constuming finally getting a chance to reuse that broken chandelier from that one episode of Only Fools and Horses.
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I mean, that’s a great beard.
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Seems to have elements of “Lucifer Morningstar” with a beard.
To garish + dull too.
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Italy looks like he’s auditioning for a new version of Jason and the Golden Fleece.
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Item stats:
+100 armour
-1,000 charisma
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Needs more trampoline mate.
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I totally zoned out for that one. Not even worth of disdain.
Or correct spellling
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