This is possibly going to get a bit old man yells at cloud, but damn it, these are bad clouds.
So it’s the UK school summer holidays at the moment (though the weather has definitely taken a bit of turn, so it’s starting to feel a bit “back to school” season now). As an adult with no kids that’s largely irrelevant to me, but I’m a sucker for nostalgia and it’s hard not to feel a pang of wanting to recapture those past summer holiday joys. As me hanging out in a playground for a day would be frowned upon now, I’ve looked to other areas. And, sad as it might sound, one of my fondest summer holiday memories is getting to just sit around and watch TV all morning. Even in the era of all-day dedicated kids channels, summer holiday programming felt a bit special. CBBC on 2 would run longer into the morning, the Big Breakfast would decamp to a desk in the garden for the Bigger Breakfast. Hell, in 1995 even Sky Movies Gold got in on it and did Schools Out For Summer, showing Transformers, MASK, that weird old Dick Tracy cartoon and finally the Lucy Show (which I never watched, but fondly remember as a sign that it was time to go do something else).
It’s a bit depressing then to see the state of summer holiday programming on TV now. Ok, there are the dedicated kids channels still and they’re probably serving their audiences’ needs (again, childless adult, I don’t know). But ITV has hidden CITV away on ITVX, CBBC is only allowed on its own channel now, not BBC 1 and 2 (with Animal Park being the only summery feeling addition to the schedule – and it’s impressive that’s still going 20 odd years after it started) and even T4 doesn’t exist any more, which is just weird. Channel 4 is probably the most depressing, as it’s only concession to the summer is just playing a few more episodes of all the same sitcoms it’s been endlessly repeating in the mornings for the past twenty years after it gave up on proper morning shows. Another Frasier repeat?! Oh Mr Channel 4, you do spoil us! Props to Channel 5 for Milkshake, which isn’t extended in the summer (still a hard cut to Jeremy Vine at 9am, which must really get the kids switching over), but it’s the only part of Channel 5 that has remained since it launched and hasn’t been hidden away in its own digital TV ghetto. The CBBC thing really annoys me actually – can’t possibly ever simulcast any of that on 1 or 2 cos it has its own channel but the News channel is always treated as a schedule filling fallback.
I know people will say “ah but the kids all watch YouTube now instead” but it’s not entirely that YouTube won the kids over, it’s that TV capitulated on them. And not just in terms of visibility, but presentation. In-vision continuity/presentation is a rarity now but think about what draws kids to those successful YouTube channels like Mr Beast – it’s the familiarity of personalities. Pretty much every successful YT channel is built around its presenters, but TV channels don’t seem to get that. Stuff like TISWAS and Live & Kicking aren’t fondly remembered just because of the cartoons they showed.
Related to all this, one of the shows of summer holidays past I’ve found myself thinking of lately is something called Bug Juice, which I have fond yet dim memories of being on the Bigger Breakfast one year. It was made in 1997/8 and is what we called then a fly-on-the-wall documentary about a US summer camp. I managed to get hold of most of the first series and I’m about halfway in it. It’s really fascinating in several aspects.
First is that it’s an absolute treasure trove for 90s fashion. Which makes sense, I suppose. What’s is a bit surprising though is that I look at the styles and fashion trends and realise that I don’t think I saw any of those in the UK until at least one, maybe two years later. There really was more of a trans-Atlantic delay back then.
Second is that it’s so incredibly and delightfully tame. It’s essentially a predecessor to modern reality shows and even has direct to camera interviews with the kids and counsellors interspersed into the material. With the counsellors especially this is to shape a narrative for the episode, but it’s stark how lacking that is in artifice and fake drama. One episode has the boys cabin, who are mostly 15 year olds, getting annoyed with the one 12 year old that is, for some reason in there with them (even though there are other cabins for kids his age – I don’t know what’s up with that). They just think he’s trying to hard to fit in with them and they want him to calm down a bit. So you get some footage of him being a try-hard, a few to camera bits from him and the other kids talking about the issue, then the discussion the cabin has (led by the counsellor) about it, and a bit of how the kids feel after it and then… yeah, it’s resolved. They show the 12 year old getting into photography, they have to-camera bits where he and the others say they feel better for having talked about it and it all ends pretty positively and relatively weightlessly. If anything, I think they’ve maybe edited some things (like when two of the girls have a spat for a couple of days) to be less dramatic. There’s no way that would happen in a modern show. It would be milked for so much drama, especially with dramatically edited act break cliffhangers, replays of those high drama moments etc (it’s stark how even non-reality shows pad themselves out now by replaying and restating information in each part, compared to Bug Juice, which just gets on with it). Really shows how much TV has changed.
Another wild thing about it is just the summer camp itself. The range of activities they offer is – to this working class Brit – insane. There’s a lake for various kinds of watersports, including a speedboat for water-skiing; various sports fields; arts and crafts, including pottery, photography, candle-making etc; a theatre in which they put on a full play; an outside performance space, in which they put on various other shows; horses; a martial arts centre; archery; general outward bounds camping type stuff; a creative writing course. For one, it sounds exhausting. But I went on a school camp in the Lake District when I was about that age, for a week, and it was literally some semi-permanent tents and a leaky dining hall from which we did archery, kayaking and various things that just involved wandering around a wood. Mind you, I didn’t pay the $20k or so this camp (allegedly) cost, so…
The final thing of note is that it’s hard to watch this and not think about the fact that all these kids are about 40 now. Which is weird. Also that the counsellors are mostly only in their early 20s, so only about five years or so older than the kids, but there’s already this gulf between them. The show mainly focuses on two, one from the boys cabin and one from the girls, and the latter, Luna, is lovely, but her attempts to be the fun cool relatable counsellor with the kids often feel incredibly cringeworthy. And it might well have been that she was just as cringeworthy when she was a teen, but it really highlights that there’s a point at which you just become ineffably othered from teens simply due to age, even if it is an age difference that would be insignificant at later points in life.
There’s an oral history about the show on Vice or somewhere that I’ve got bookmarked and I’m keen to read that when I’ve finished the series.
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