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Saw Parasite on the weekend and agree with SteveUK’s review (very good!)
Don’t worry about the subtitles (for those like me).
Probably the best I’ve seen for ease of watching (admittedly maybe only 10 I’ve seen…)
Terminator: Dark Fate
What to say? I enjoyed it for what it was. It’s just 10 or 20 years too late.
It doesn’t lie to you, doesn’t pretend to be something else.
It’s a good action flick, but I think the franchise is done.
If you bump into it on a Saturday afternoon someday then give it a whirl
Titans Season 2
I’ll go against the grain and say I enjoyed this.
It’s not as good as season 1, but a lot better than the abuse it’s received.
Still, I don’t want to argue plot points or things that weren’t well thought out.
They need to bring their “A” game for season 3 (and I hope they do).
Ad Astra
Again, I enjoyed this where a lot did not.
Oh, I get it. It can be slow, and maybe head-scratch a couple of times.
But I had heard some negativity before hand and didn’t expect much (which probably helped me finding enjoyment).
I started watching PArasite and stopped around halfway through… I kinda saw what was coming and was booored… forward skipping a bit confirmed my suspiscions… I don’t get the hype around it but meh…
Wasn’t the other Parasite movie also Korean btw? Might’ve even had the same actor xD
Edit: Wait no, it IS the same actor but that other movie is called The Host… quite similar conceptually (the name, only), so maybe that’s why I got confused…
I’m watching Ladybird.
Ruthless People – I wouldn’t call this a hidden gem, but it’s a fun 80s comedy no-one ever seems to talk about. Danny DeVito is a sleazy businessman who has decided to kill off his wife (Bette Midler) for her money and shack up with his mistress. Except m, just as he goes to do it, he finds his wife has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom by Judge Reinhold and Helen Slater. It’s got a nice convolutes farce plot and the cast is good.
Ruthless People – I wouldn’t call this a hidden gem, but it’s a fun 80s comedy no-one ever seems to talk about. Danny DeVito is a sleazy businessman who has decided to kill off his wife (Bette Midler) for her money and shack up with his mistress. Except m, just as he goes to do it, he finds his wife has been kidnapped and is being held for ransom by Judge Reinhold and Helen Slater. It’s got a nice convolutes farce plot and the cast is good.
My favorite scene from that movie:
Bette Midler had a run of madcap comedies in the 80s that are very underrated. I especially liked Ruthless People and Outrageous Fortune
Bette Midler had a run of madcap comedies in the 80s that are very underrated. I especially liked Ruthless People and Outrageous Fortune
I’ve not heard of Outrageous Fortune, that’s one for the Cinema Paradiso list.
Martin’s right in a way, they are rather forgotten. I remember both of them being really big hits at the time and a quick check of the Box Office Mojo numbers says I was right.
Ruthless People was 8th in 1986, selling more tickets than Stand By Me, Pretty in Pink, The Fly, Ferris Bueller
Outrageous Fortune was 15th in 1987, selling more tickets than Dirty Dancing, Full Metal Jacket, The Lost Boys, Roxanne
Yet I’d also rather forgotten they existed, unlike the films I quoted which are talked about frequently.
I watched the first couple of episodes of Avenue 5. I quite liked it. I can totally see why other people wouldn’t, but it clicked for me straight away. I like that they played with Laurie’s accent. I did spend most of the first episode trying to remember Lenora Critchlow’s name though.
Also, one of Sky Comedy’s debut debuts is AP Bio, which I was pleasantly surprised by. As ever, I suspect it’s already been cancelled in the US, and I could have done with anyone other than Patton Oswalt as the principal, but I’m onboard with it.
Also, one of Sky Comedy’s debut debuts is AP Bio, which I was pleasantly surprised by. As ever, I suspect it’s already been cancelled in the US, and I could have done with anyone other than Patton Oswalt as the principal, but I’m onboard with it.
It was cancelled, but NBC are bringing it back for their streaming service.
I’ve started on another Sky Comedy import, Miracle Workers, based on Simon Rich’s What in God’s Name?, about admin workers in Heaven.
It’s enjoyable, and I like most of the cast, but they’ve had to stretch it out a bit to turn a short novel into an eight-episode show, when it could easily have been a film. Lolly Adefope is underused in it too.
Watched the first episode of the new Inside No 9. not one of the spooky ones, but still a fun little story with a nice twist..
I’m a couple episodes into The Stranger on Netflix. it feels a bit “ITV drama” at times. But the mysteries it’s setting up are intresting enough that I’ll stick with it.
Watched the first episode of the new Inside No 9. not one of the spooky ones, but still a fun little story with a nice twist.
I knew this was coming back but had no idea it had already started. Thanks!
Watched the first episode of the new Inside No 9. not one of the spooky ones, but still a fun little story with a nice twist.
I knew this was coming back but had no idea it had already started. Thanks!
Ha. I’ve just there now finished watching the new episode and I came here to tell you Inside No. 9 is back.
I just watched it myself. I liked it – as always it’s impressive how much they fit into half an hour, and I had several decent laughs from the silly jokes they sprinkle through it. The twists were nicely underplayed and it didn’t feel hugely reliant on them for the rest of it to work.
The episode gave a whole new connotation to Inside No. 9.
I’m glad you liked it. They always have fun with the word play.
The episode gave a whole new connotation to Inside No. 9.
The thought did cross my mind!
I’m rewatching Velvet Buzzsaw in an attempt to normalise this evening.
Terrific film btw, but I can see why a certain category of critic might take it personally. Plus it’s a tricky film to categorise.
Gyllenhaal, Russo, Collette and Malkovich and the rest all in top form.
Avenue 5 is getting better every episode. I laughed out loud a few times in this one. Great to see Laurie getting to be so silly again.
Seems like there’s some political allegory going on too, with all the actors in positions of authority.
Seems like there’s some political allegory going on too, with all the actors in positions of authority.
Yeah, it was wonderfully silly that the Captain, who is an actor, had no idea that his crew were all actors. The many levels of bullshit going on are fun.
Great to see Daisy May Cooper from This Country in there too.
Shazam
This was surprisingly good. Funny, nice characters and its connection to the other DC films worked in its favour. Zachary Levi is excellent in it. It also has a strong emotional core. That moment when Billy’s mother doesn’t recognise the compass keyring? Oof. I did spoil it for myself a little by checking IMDB early on, because I thought I recognised one of the actresses (though not British comedian Andi Osho at all) and the Shazam forms for the extended family are all listed pretty high in the credits.
Colossal
This is a very odd film, where Anne Hathaway’s drunk, broke loser returns to her home town (where she conveniently owns an empty house) and discovers that when she walks across a small park in the town at a certain time, she manifests as a kaiju in Seoul. It’s a strange mix of indie comedy (ie it’s not particularly funny) and kaiju movie yet then takes a very dark turn, which makes the most of Jason Sudeikis’ natural lurking darkness. It becomes almost a psychological horror as it lurches into emotional abuse. With kaiju. It doesn’t quite hang together when it tries to explain everything, but it’s pretty solid.
Aladdin, the new Disney/Guy Ritchie one. It’s not as bad as I thought and Will Smith successfully makes the role of the genie his own, but everyone/everything else in it is pretty bland. And it’s baffling that they remove so much of the visually dazzling stuff from the story, especially around the climax which is surprisingly dull.
After seeing the ending numerous times, last night I finally watched Joe Carnahan’s Smokin’ Aces from beginning to end. Now the ending makes much more sense, and now I understand why I never saw Ben Affleck in the film previously.
This is one of those films that I watch whenever I see it flipping through channels. Jeremy Piven’s performance is amazing, as are most of the cast in smaller roles (Chris Pine was a delightful surprise, as are Matthew Fox, Alicia Keys, Nestor Carbonell, Joel Edgerton, and Jason Bateman). Definitely recommended.
I fucking love Tim Dillon. Going on the streets of LA dressed as Epstein’s temple looking for a job…
Giri/Haji – which has been sitting on my Sky box since last October. It’s a pretty interesting series with a solid premise: a Japanese police officer is sent to London by his boss and the local mob boss to look for his supposedly dead brother, who was a Yakuza hitman. While there, he falls in with a half-Japanese rent boy and a lonely Met detective who got her ex-boyfriend sent down for corruption previously.
There’s a lot to like here. Rodney, the rent boy, is a character that could have ended up being utterly dreadful, but Will Sharpe manages to make him endearingly obnoxious. Charlie Creed-Mills is impressive as an oddly affable mob boss, while even Justin Long does well in a dramatic role. As the title suggests (it translates as Duty/Shame) the series is all about duality, both external and internal and there’s a lot of thematic depth to the show – the point that I’m hugely impressed they didn’t resort to a ying-yang symbol at any point. One of those dualities though is of tone, as the show wrestles with being a complex emotional drama and, at other times, an almost tongue-in-cheek, heavily-stylised knockabout. That’s not a contradiction that undermines the show though. The direction is frequently distinctive and inventive, especially in differentiating flashbacks, memories and hypotheticals.
The only real problems I found with it is that the ending is a little too open (I really hope there’s not a sequel) and that it loses momentum halfway in and could have maybe done with only being 6 episodes instead of 8. I was surprised to see it wasn’t a Japanese co-production, given the amount of filming in Japan and that Japanese characters are subtitled, rather than magically speaking English (at least partly due to language barrier being a plot point repeatedly). Fittingly, it feels like you could subtitle the English speakers and air it in Japan and it wouldn’t feel like an import (I say, not being overly familiar with the style of native Japanese crime drama).
Underwater…. where to start…?
Ok, so, the obvious question; good or not?
Not.
Good points despite that;
The cast all step up, even if some of the casting is a bit obvious. It’s not a film that asks actors to step outside their comfort zone, but no-one phone it in.
It looks expensive. Good hardware (diving suits, the underwater buildings, etc.) and some creature stuff is done well.
The bad points;
It’s hard to follow what’s going on? The film credits three editors and feels like it’s been chopped around a LOT. It’s ‘Alien’ crossed with ‘The Abyss’ but seems unsure exactly how those films worked?
Good or bad?
Well some batshit crazy stuff happens, so that might float your boat?
It’s a dumb film unfortunately, and you never get into either the personal stories or the bigger What The Fuck Is Going On?
The movie it reminded me of the most though, was ‘The Cloverfield Paradox’. It could easily have been sold off and rebranded as a Cloverfield movie.
Its been a super rainy weekend do I’ve been bingeing Locke and key. I’m up to episode 6.
I’ve never read the books (I have been curious – it’s up my alley – just never did).
So far the most interesting element is The Woman in the Well (who I know is Dodge) And Kinsey who is the most interestif of the Lockes.
You’re just ahead of me, Tim. I was awake until 3 because of the storm and I’m now on episode 5 of Locke and Key.
I’ve been nervous to watch because I love the books. I’ve been pronouncing Bode’s name wrong. I read it as Bode.
Welcome to Lovecraft, now called Matheson.
I know you love the books – it seems to be pretty faithful? As faithful as Umbrella Academy if not more so, by most accounts (Matheson and Lovecraft excepted, which was Joe Hills decision).
Look, it’s not blowing my mind, but it’s as enjoyable as anything else on Netflix
It’s sort of faithful. The emphasis is different. They’ve amped up the fantasy elements and dialled back the horror. There are new characters too.
A lot of stuff would only work in comicbook form anyway.
I’ll reserve judgement until I’ve finished watching.
I remember Joe telling me why he was going to change the name. :p
I couldn’t resist.
He’s almost as cuddly as you, Tim.
I’m not liking the storm today, but I’m now on episode 6. Is Umbrella Academy worth a watch?
I can confirm: there is a name check …
Umbrella Academy is okay. Again, I havent read the books but im given to understand its more or less as faithful adaptation as it could reasonably be. It’s got a good cast and it’s well acted. Im putting both this and Umbrella Academy on the same tier of quality, I think
I’ve only read the first volume – Apocalypse Suite. I quite liked it.
Everyone should listen to Martin and watch Giri/Haji.
Everyone should listen to Martin
Always true.
I’m watching Locke & key and it’s severly getting on my nerves…
I has a serious case of the typical horror movie trope where everyone’s a fuckin moron. I don’t like that kind of thing.
The writting on this one ain’t as good. I think I’d put Umbrella Acadmemy a lot higher than this one at this point, and I don’t think L&K is gonna change things around in the last few eps.
Is Umbrella Academy worth a watch?
I thought it was very good. Also only read the first trade, but I thought it did feel like the comic book.
A few recent watches on Criterion:
Onibaba – Brilliant Japanese period drama that morphs successfully into a horror film towards the end. Two impoverished women living in a field of tall grass ambush and kill samurai fighting in the war that’s engulfed the region, then sell their weapons and armor for food. A neighbor returns from the war with news that his friend, the son of one of the women and the husband of the other, was killed. He joins their killing scheme and begins to romance his friend’s widow, causing the older woman to fear her daughter-in-law will abandon her, and her anxiety and sexual jealousy prove just as dangerous as anything else in this bleak movie. The horror segment, which hinges on a horrifying Oni mask, is as spare and elegant as the rest of the film, but it’s the ever-present sound and visual of the swaying grass–and the claustrophobia they create in you–that is Onibaba’s most unsettling component.
A Boy and His Dog – A decent premise–a teenage boy (a young Don Johnson) and his telepathic dog probe a post-apocalyptic wasteland in search of food and women until one of their victims leads them to an underground, technological oasis–but this is just a lousy movie. I watched about a third of its 90 minutes before fast forwarding to see if it got any better. I never, ever do that but the movie was really annoying and I was mildly curious to see what the underground biosphere would be like. I shouldn’t have bothered, it was really lame. The dog was a real pain in the ass, too.
Judex – This is a mess of a movie, probably one of the shoddiest scripts I’ve seen put to film, but Georges Franju’s a good enough director that there are numerous dreamlike sequences of pure movie magic. Judex is a noble vigilante counterpart to the more famous Fantomas, and he has a lot of that villain’s trappings: black costume, cape, wide-brimmed hat, army of underlings, secret base, massive wealth. The script makes him look pretty useless unfortunately but there’s still a great sequence early on where he enters a masquerade ball wearing a giant bird head and wows the crowd by producing dove after dove from his hands. I can’t really recommend this movie but Franju’s Eyes Without a Face is a horror masterpiece.
The final episode of Locke and Key includes the finest name check in the history of name checks.
Also a very pleasing remix of a cameo or two from the comic.
Bojack Horseman made me have emotions.
Same – to the extent that I can’t watch it; it’s too dark, too real. Wife loved it though, and is sad to see it go.
We finished The Good Place, plowing through the last four episodes in one sitting – it was satisfying and quite touching. Not really laugh out loud but I don’t think it ever was. It was more a clever comfort than a comedy to me.
We also watched Parasite on Sunday as it was available for free on our internet TV service thing – I… I thought it was okay – I’m baffled at the way it’s become a phenomenon, and the Oscar (though I haven’t seen any of the other nominees bar Little Women, which was probably as good if not a little better).
I’m fine with subs, really, but the approach by our local multicultural channel SBS really needs to be adopted globally – they have the subs in a particular shade of yellow that rarely fades into what’s onscreen. Parasite’s white subs disappeared in certain scenes (bright lighting, people holding up sheets of paper, etc); poor effort.
Yeah so I finished Locke & Key… not amazing… It’s 10 episodes, but it still feels too long and decompressed. I haven’t read the CB so I have no idea how well it stands to the book, but the ideas are cute, the execution is not. For me, it has too many of those elements that I don’t like… stupid people doing stupid things, plot elements that get conveniently forgotten… I dunno I didn’t find the writing particularly good.
So yea, I wouldn’t necessarily recommend, there’s a lot of better stuff to watch. Also, The Umbrella Academy was much better overall… better pacing, better writting… so yeah, I guess I’d go with that one if I had to choose.
Bojack Horseman made me have emotions.
Same – which is why I can’t watch it (I think I lasted the first two seasons); it’s too dark, too real. Wife liked it though, and misses it already.
We did watch the final four episodes of The Good Place over the weekend – a solid ending, quite touching. Not laugh out loud, but it never really was a comedy; more of a clever comfort. Guest Maya Rudolph is the only downside, always an incredibly annoying presence.
On Sunday we watched Parasite as our internet TV box offered it for free – it was… fine? I’m astounded by the praise, and especially the Oscar – I’ve only seen Little Women so far of the other nominees and that was probably as good if not better than Parasite. Very weird.
I miss BoJack and now I’m all emotional again.
I’ve run out of Horseyman so now I’m watching Horse Girl.
Doctor Detroit
I’d never heard of this Dan Aykroyd vehicle before reading Life Moves Pretty Fast and having now seen it, I can see why. It’s pretty awful.
Aykroyd plays Cliff, a stuffy professor of chivalry (which seems a weird thing to be an entire subject rather than just “literature” but heigh-ho) who gets duped into being a patsy for a pimp who owes loads of money to a local mobster (an elderly lady known as “Mom”, which I guess Futurama ripped off). The pimp (Howard Hesseman) claims that his business is being horned in on by a “Doctor Detroit” and after getting entangled with the pimp and his handful of whores, Cliff is forced to fill the role.
As well as not being particularly funny and a complete mess of a story (that tries and fails to paste a classical chivalry parable on its nonsense), the real problem here is with Aykroyd. The base role he’s playing is a proto-Stantz for the most part, but without a Venkman or Spengler to bounce off, it doesn’t really work. But the portrayal of “Doctor Detroit” breaks it entirely, as it’s such a departure, it doesn’t feel plausible that Cliff would be capable of it. Instead it just feels like Aykroyd the SNL star switching characters rather Cliff putting on a persona.
I think maybe it’d have worked slightly better if instead of some weird-voiced creep, Cliff had been forced into a persona actually relevant to all the chivalry stuff. And there were decent jokes.
Doctor Detroit
I’d never heard of this Dan Aykroyd vehicle before reading Life Moves Pretty Fast and having now seen it, I can see why. It’s pretty awful.Aykroyd plays Cliff, a stuffy professor of chivalry (which seems a weird thing to be an entire subject rather than just “literature” but heigh-ho) who gets duped into being a patsy for a pimp who owes loads of money to a local mobster (an elderly lady known as “Mom”, which I guess Futurama ripped off). The pimp (Howard Hesseman) claims that his business is being horned in on by a “Doctor Detroit” and after getting entangled with the pimp and his handful of whores, Cliff is forced to fill the role.
As well as not being particularly funny and a complete mess of a story (that tries and fails to paste a classical chivalry parable on its nonsense), the real problem here is with Aykroyd. The base role he’s playing is a proto-Stantz for the most part, but without a Venkman or Spengler to bounce off, it doesn’t really work. But the portrayal of “Doctor Detroit” breaks it entirely, as it’s such a departure, it doesn’t feel plausible that Cliff would be capable of it. Instead it just feels like Aykroyd the SNL star switching characters rather Cliff putting on a persona.
I think maybe it’d have worked slightly better if instead of some weird-voiced creep, Cliff had been forced into a persona actually relevant to all the chivalry stuff. And there were decent jokes.
I saw it on cable not long after it came out. I was 15 or 16 at the time. I enjoyed it at the time. I rewatched it a few years ago and it was not good. Some things just don’t survive adulthood.
So anyways, I finally watched Once upon a time in hollywood… it was okay… I still think The hateful 8 is the least annoying tarantino movie… but it was fine. Lots of interesting things in the movie.
However, there was one thing that REALLY pissed me off, and almost made me stop the movie, ’cause I literally went “wtf Tarantino?!?!?!” and that’s the Bruce Lee bit… That was really cheap, very dirty and REALLY stupid considering some of the themes of the movie. I’m surprised he didn’t get more shit for that bit. I know tarantino is irreverent, but I would’ve expected a lot more respect and reverence for Lee, all things considered (hey, guess what, without Bruce Lee there’s no Kill Bill, you prick!)…
It seems like a movie that’s targetted to a very specific audience though, which is… I dunno, weird, considering how much money it made… It’s definetly not “young audience-friendly”… =/
What the actual what what ewwww Inside No. 9?
I need Tim. And a garden filled with puppies. Where is Tim? Or Todd or or Totoro or some nice cartoons idk
I’m away to seek out all the dogs on the internet now.
MAKE IT GO AWAY.
So anyways, I finally watched Once upon a time in hollywood… it was okay… I still think The hateful 8 is the least annoying tarantino movie… but it was fine. Lots of interesting things in the movie.
However, there was one thing that REALLY pissed me off, and almost made me stop the movie, ’cause I literally went “wtf Tarantino?!?!?!” and that’s the Bruce Lee bit… That was really cheap, very dirty and REALLY stupid considering some of the themes of the movie. I’m surprised he didn’t get more shit for that bit. I know tarantino is irreverent, but I would’ve expected a lot more respect and reverence for Lee, all things considered (hey, guess what, without Bruce Lee there’s no Kill Bill, you prick!)…
It seems like a movie that’s targetted to a very specific audience though, which is… I dunno, weird, considering how much money it made… It’s definetly not “young audience-friendly”… =/
QT caught plenty of flack for the Bruce Lee bit. And it really was a bullshit bit.
QT caught plenty of flack for the Bruce Lee bit. And it really was a bullshit bit.
Ahh good to know… I hadn’t heard anything about that, but good, he deserves a lot of shit for that bit. I get the intention behing that scene, but no, just no…
What the actual what what ewwww Inside No. 9?
Did you ever watch their Psychoville? I didn’t, but I’ve been meaning to get around to it. I felt a little bit lost this episode.
Clara who?
What the actual what what ewwww Inside No. 9?
Did you ever watch their Psychoville? I didn’t, but I’ve been meaning to get around to it. I felt a little bit lost this episode.
Not seen Psychoville and if that had been the first No. 9 I watched it would’ve been the last. It started off ok and I liked the Shawshank reference but it was sick and I still feel sick and now I’m upset about Bruce Lee.
Clara who?
There you are! Can I stay with you today?
Clara who wasn’t listened to and then she did too much listening. It was a horrible tale.
I need a nice story.
Once upon a time there was a beautiful queen from Ireland who lived cuddles and doggos and loved happily ever after and never killed any one because a weird mother ghost asked her to.
You out-Wintoned Tim with that tale.
I watched the new Emma., starring Anya Taylor-Joy and Johnny Flynn. Much more focused on the comedy elements than the other adaptations I’ve seen, and it mostly works. Bill Nighy is hilarious. It gets a bit too cartoony at points, especially the music, and the second half of the movie drags a bit. Still a lot of fun though, and the cast is excellent. Nice to see some of the Sex Education cast start to pop up in supporting roles.
I was also surprised that it was written by Eleanor Catton, novelist of The Rehearsal and The Luminaries. I like her books, but they’re very different to this.
I also watched the two 1996 versions before this. The Gwyneth Paltrow one is okay: A decent cast of then up-and-comers including Toni Collette, Ewan McGregor, and Alan Cumming, but it feels a bit flat.
I liked the Kate Beckinsale TV movie more. It’s obviously a much cheaper production, but Beckinsale, Samantha Morton, and Mark Strong are great in the lead roles.
Finally saw Parasite. It deserved all the praise it got. Also, I feel like I haven’t seen a movie that reminded me so much of Brecht’s theatre since Dogville (and its sequels).
Did I mention I’d watched a few episodes of October Faction? It’s kind of alright. I like the parents’ storyline, don’t like the kids’ storyline, basically. The kid characters don’t work, and the actors aren’t great, either. Too much delving on their not liking the town and whatever. I’ll probably watch some more because I’m interested in what happens to the parents next.
I’ve been looking for a new comedy to watch and stumbled across Norsmen on Netflix. I looked up some reviews and this is the one that convinced me to check it out:
The is what happens when Scandinavians think too highly of themselves. It’s a dark comedy that isn’t even funny. The actors are too pretty, botox’d and plasticified – it’s pretty much an ego trip. Perhaps it was 1200 years ago that the Viking scum invaded the Island, which is now known as the United Kingdom, but it’s still fresh in my mind. Since when is it funny to joke about rape, murdering innocents, taking slaves and stealing a kingdoms food, crafts, goods and precious items. Karma is beach, so they say, and Scandinavians will eventually get theirs – from what I see, it’s pretty much happening already to their country with uncontrolled immigration … Now the rapers become the raped. Not a funny show, just arrogant and ugly. King Alfred was a close ancestor of mine and his wish of a United Kingdom happened, generations of my ancestors went through hell at the hands of the so called ‘North Men’ or as they are more commonly known as pagan scum ! Vikings are not cool, and Scandinavians will get the Karma they deserve – it’s 1200 years late, but it’s coming. I’m a mix of Irish, Caledonian and Saxon (English, Scottish and Irish) …we don’t forget.
Anything that provokes that kind of reaction is worth looking into!
The first episode was pretty good, I’m giving the second a look today…
Just caught the movie adaptation of Fantasy Island….and I have very mixed feelings about it.
To try and put it short, there were multiple moments when I was watching it that I thought “If this was 30% less wannabe horror, and 20% more drama, then it might actually have something here”. Because….there was/is potential in this movie. Character and emotional beats that feel like they are a bit more introspective or reflective and maybe could have carried a movie that was interested in actual character depth and progression.
Of course, the very next scene after those beats we’d get dragged back into a dull, generic, rip-off SAW, Wish Upon, Zombie mish-mash plot that plays all of its cliches in the least dynamic, most tired, ways possible. It was like whiplash. Just kept see-sawing back and forth between the two moods and atmospheres. And it’s a shame. Because there was meat there. Until the last 15 minutes where it devolves into a goofy Scooby-Doo mystery plot that even Hanna-Barbera would be ashamed about…..and yet, even then, the last 2 minutes of that whip right back again.
It’s a mess. It’s a chaotic amalgamation of two separate ideas and directions with where to take this movie and this property. And neither won out. But, if it had leaned more into the character focused drama, and tried to hit hard with these characters, then it might have been a respectable mess. I’m surprised at how much there was to enjoy, but not enough to say I liked it.
Overall: 4/10
Saw Rampage yesterday, with the kid. It was pretty much what you would expect; dialogues could’ve been better and all, but as a movie about big monsters destroying everything, it worked well enough. The Rock can definitely carry a movie even when it really needs to be carried. Jeffrey Dean Morgan had fun chewing the scenery. Um. CGI looked good. It was entertaining enough.
I’m watching Detective Pikachu.
Knowing nothing about pokemon it feels like there are A LOT of references for fans I’m not getting.
Pika Pika PikaCHU!
Tim Dillon is a goddamn master.
I watched 1917 again yesterday. I’d seen it on the opening weekend, in IMAX, but this was a regular (large) cinema.
Personally, the film held up very well on a second viewing. It’s clearer how lightly sketched a lot of it is, and also how some of the choices made by various characters are not exactly smart, but you go along with them in the heat of the moment (whether that moment is a battle or not). It’s not clear why Mark Strong doesn’t offer to send a couple of his soldiers along on the mission for example? He’s shown as intelligent and rational, a bit stern but still caring, and he understands what’s at stake. The film chooses not to even raise the idea that he might offer more than a lift in the back of one of his trucks.
I was sitting next to a friend who hated it though. The single take concept, which was not off-putting in theory, irritated the hell out of her in practice. She found it pretentious and distracting, rather than immersive.
As I say, I liked the film both times I watched it, but for some the technique backfired totally.
So I watched Charlie’s Angels… and yeah I can see why it flopped… when the most interesting character in your movie is Kristen Stewart, you should worry… =/
Bland plot, bland action, bland dialogues, bland jokes, bland acting (and some rather bad acting), bland directing… oh and that fucking music, if that’s what we’re calling it… ugh… Nothing really stood out… in a good way at least. But hey, props to K. Stewart for at least trying… too bad what she had to work with was sooo… bland. Now I kinda want to see what she can do in a good movie… Oh and what a waste of Patrick Stewart…
Couple more watches on Criterion:
Ugetsu – Another Japanese period drama with a supernatural twist, this story follows two peasant farmers with high ambitions (one to become a wealthy potter, the other a famous samurai) who abandon their wives in a time of civil war. The wannabe samurai, who’s basically the village idiot, gets what he wants through dumb luck only for his wife to be forced into prostitution, while the potter is seduced by the ghost of a dead noblewoman who takes a liking to his pottery. As he romances the ghost, his wife and son are forced to flee the raging war. In the hands of lesser filmmakers this might have ended up as a simplistic morality play but the film’s attention to the plights of the women left behind and the men’s fragility paired with its elegant portrayal of the supernatural make it transcend simple right and wrong. And it has a fantastic ending, equal parts haunting, tragic, and hopeful.
The Juniper Tree – Bjork’s first film, filmed in 1986 when she was 21 but not released until 1990. This feels like a lost Ingmar Bergman film from the 50s and 60s; the black-and-white and Scandinavian setting helps. Two Icelandic sisters, the younger played by Bjork, flee their village after their mother is burned at the stake for practicing witchcraft. The older sister casts a love spell on a widower farmer with a young son so that she and Bjork can be have a home. Meanwhile, the farmer’s son is suspicious of his new mother and Bjork experiences strange visions of her dead mother, birds, and heavenly skies. It’s beautifully shot, well-acted, and the supernatural elements are appropriately weird and alluring but the story was too sparse for me. It’s only 80 minutes and it probably deserved to be 100 to have a fuller emotional impact. But I’m glad I watched it and recommend it if you’re into this kind of movie.
The Juniper Tree – Bjork’s first film, filmed in 1986 when she was 21 but not released until 1990. This feels like a lost Ingmar Bergman film from the 50s and 60s; the black-and-white and Scandinavian setting helps. Two Icelandic sisters, the younger played by Bjork, flee their village after their mother is burned at the stake for practicing witchcraft. The older sister casts a love spell on a widower farmer with a young son so that she and Bjork can be have a home. Meanwhile, the farmer’s son is suspicious of his new mother and Bjork experiences strange visions of her dead mother, birds, and heavenly skies. It’s beautifully shot, well-acted, and the supernatural elements are appropriately weird and alluring but the story was too sparse for me. It’s only 80 minutes and it probably deserved to be 100 to have a fuller emotional impact. But I’m glad I watched it and recommend it if you’re into this kind of movie.
It seems weird to call it The Juniper Tree when it sounds nothing like the original story, seemingly not even a very loose adaptation. Disclaimer: I’ve never seen Bjork’s version, but your description doesn’t have a single element I recognise from the original.
Do you think they didn’t know about the earlier story (which I thought was pretty famous), or just didn’t care because they liked the name?
The Brothers Grimm fairy tale is credited at the beginning. I wasn’t aware of it but I read a summary after watching the movie and it does sound very different. The son’s fate seems influenced by the fairy tale, and the fact that his stepmother prefers her biological child (who she’s pregnant with towards the end) to him.
Strange, I’ve now read it’s wiki page and I still can’t see any similarity in the summary there, though it does cite the Grimm influence.
It does sound like a film worth watching though, and I’d never even heard of it before so thanks.
Yesterday we watched the first three episodes of a 7-episode Netflix series from a couple years back, Godless starring Jeff Daniels, Michelle Dockery, and Merrit Wever, that takes place in New Mexico in 1881. The series was created by Scott Frank, a screenwriter responsible for some great films including Out of Sight, Minority Report, and Logan. I know I’m a bit late, but I highly recommend this series; well-written and -directed, with amazing performances (Daniels and Wever both won Emmys for their roles), fleshed-out characters, and beautiful scenery and sets. So glad I found it, and can’t wait to watch the remaining episodes.
Watched Irishman and Marriage Story over the weekend.
(I had a longer post but the board refused to post it.)
For what it’s worth of the four Oscar noms I’ve now seen I wouldn’t say any were amazing – Little Women and Marriage Story were the strongest, followed by Parasite, and then Irishman.
I finally saw the Sonic The Hedgehog movie this evening.
The kids loved it, laughed a lot and enjoyed the action (there are a couple of nice Quicksilver-like slowdown scenes in there which my son thought were great).
I found it very likeable and charming too, although I’m a fan of the games and it included plenty of nods and winks to keep me happy. (My wife isn’t and she was fairly indifferent to the whole thing.)
I think they made the right decision to pare it all down to a simple story template (rather than trying to incorporate all the additional characters and mythology of the cartoons and later games) and to pitch it fairly young. Carrey’s gurning works and feels like a performance of the kind we haven’t seen from him in a while.
Also, the mid-credit scene is nice, and got a gasp of recognition from the kids that made it feel like their version of Nick Fury showing up in Iron Man.
Memories of Murder.
With ‘Parasite’ winning at the Oscar, the London art house circuit is bringing back some of Bong’s previous films.
It’s good, but it lacks the focus of ‘Parasite’. Loosely based on a real life serial murder case you could easily describe it as a cop movie where two mismatched detectives (one from a small town and the other from a big city) have to team up despite their initial antagonism in order to catch a killer before he strikes again.
But while that’s the plot, it’s not really the film. It’s very much grounded in South Korea, and the local politics are woven into the movie as plot and character. This isn’t the way an American film would tell this story. It’s not unlike ‘Zodiac’ in some ways, but it more obscure and mixes tone and genre more than Fincher does. There’s a lot of humour, even slapstick, in this film.
I don’t want to say to much, I liked it and I enjoyed seeing it with an audience.
Memories of Murder is great, I can’t decide whether I like it more than Parasite. It’s quite like Zodiac conceptually, which Bong Joon-ho pointed out on the awards circuit, as Memories came out first. I don’t think he meant it as a dig, though. The films are very different in how they approach the subject matter, as you say.
A couple recent watches:
Alphaville – This was my first Godard movie and I liked it a lot. It’s basically 1984 as a surreal art film. A secret agent, Lemmy Caution, infiltrates Alphaville, a futuristic, computer-governed totalitarian city that is threatening other planets in an intergalactic alliance. Only it’s filmed in Paris of the 1960s and there is very little futuristic technology. Caution drives a Ford Galaxie, uses an ordinary semiautomatic pistol, dresses like a 1940s gumshoe. It works, though, because the film is largely set in modernist buildings that in 1965 looked very futuristic, and honestly still do.
Caution’s mission is to destroy the city’s ruling computer, Alpha 60, which speaks to him and the other occupants of the city out of omnipresent speakers and radios, philosophizing about the uselessness of man and how language creates reality. Dictionaries are constantly revised in Alphaville, the meanings of some words changed while others, like “conscience,” are deleted entirely. Violence and meaningless sex are commonplace, to the point where a hotel concierge/prostitute barely reacts when Caution kills an attacker in his hotel room. Later, political prisoners, some of whom have merely committed the crime of crying, are publicly executed as their fellow citizens look on dispassionately.
Caution falls in love with the daughter of Alpha 60’s creator (it happens quickly, which is perfectly understandable as she’s played by Anna Karina) and through that love tries to prove the essence of humanity to the computer. At heart, Alphaville is about humanity’s highest attributes–our capacity to love and care about other people–versus despair, fascism, and senseless violence. Simple themes, and common ones in dystopian fiction, but executed as well as they’ve ever been.
Motherless Brooklyn – I feel like I owe Ed Norton a personal apology for not trying harder to see this in theaters. Ignore the reviews, this movie’s great, up there with classic noirs like Chinatown, Sweet Smell of Success, and In a Lonely Place. It’s long, which seems to be the main sticking point with critics, but I didn’t feel the runtime, and honestly 2 hours 17 minutes is not that big of a deal. It’s not like it’s The Irishman.
Norton directs the movie and plays Lionel Essrog, a PI in 1950s New York with Tourette syndrome on the trail of the men who killed his boss, mentor, and father figure Frank Minna (Bruce Willis). He uncovers a plot by city planner Mo Randolph (based on Robert Moses and played by Alec Baldwin) to tear down black neighborhoods to make way for wealthy whites, and along the way falls for an imperiled black housing activist played by the fantastic and jaw-droppingly gorgeous Gugu Mbatha-Raw. Rounding out the terrific cast are Willem Dafoe, Bobby Cannavale, Cherry Jones, Leslie Mann, Ethan Suplee, and two actors from The Wire: Michael K. Williams (Omar) and Robert Wisdom (Bunny Colvin). Williams in particular shines, as he always does. Everyone is on top form, none more so than Norton himself, and there are multiple sequences where I was on the edge of my seat. There are two great chase sequences in this movie: a car chase at the beginning and one up a crumbling fire escape near the end. It’s also disarmingly romantic and moving in places.
Well turns out the movie I was confusing Parasite with (the Host) is also a Bong movie… xD
So now I can brag about knowing Bong before he got famous I guess…
This week’s episode of Inside No 9 was back on top form. A hard watch in places, brilliantly put together and played commendably straight.
Also, I’m getting on pretty well with Avenue 5 now that it’s settled into its groove. I still wish the laughs were a little more frequent, but I think the characters have developed well and I like the edge-of-madness tone that permeates everything.
Lately I’ve been listening to the One Heat Minute podcast (each episode focuses on a single minute of the 1995 classic Heat), so I have been re-watching the movie in dribs and drabs.
It is just an amazing piece of work – and I love that there are so many people out there as obsessed with it as I am (or even moreso) (the podcast has different guests every two or three episodes, and most of them remember specifics of seeing the film for the first time, and can point out details and insights new to me and the show’s host).
I thought Motherless Brooklyn was engaging but not as good as will thought.
It was just a little weak for me in parts, but i agree the cast was fantastic
Also, I’m getting on pretty well with Avenue 5 now that it’s settled into its groove. I still wish the laughs were a little more frequent, but I think the characters have developed well and I like the edge-of-madness tone that permeates everything.
Veep was like this as well in series 1. I remember thinking it was OK up until the last episode or two, then it clicked perfectly (I think it was the episode where they’re stuck in the baseball stadium), and it was a laugh riot for me after that.
Yes, often these shows get to their best only after the characters and the setting are fully established and they can build on that.
Talking of which, I just caught up on the first episode of This Country‘s third (and final) series. I’ve always liked the show but now that we know these characters so well it feels like the show is a lot more effortless in terms of saying a lot with a little, and the balance of comedy and pathos works well.
There’s a genuine sadness and serious point underlying it all, but it’s also very funny and anchored by great performances. I’ll look forward to this every week.
This week’s episode of Inside No 9 was back on top form. A hard watch in places, brilliantly put together and played commendably straight.
The dress was brilliantly put together.
All that effort and she never said a word.
Yes, often these shows get to their best only after the characters and the setting are fully established and they can build on that.
Absolutely. It’s a major aspect in a lot of sitcoms. The opening few episodes of quite a few ‘much loved’ shows are quite flat because of that.
Yes, often these shows get to their best only after the characters and the setting are fully established and they can build on that.
Absolutely. It’s a major aspect in a lot of sitcoms. The opening few episodes of quite a few ‘much loved’ shows are quite flat because of that.
Yes, and I think it’s particularly difficult for someone with such a strong track record as Iannucci, as inevitably you immediately compare the start of a new series like this one to his previous shows in their prime.
Also, I’m getting on pretty well with Avenue 5 now that it’s settled into its groove. I still wish the laughs were a little more frequent, but I think the characters have developed well and I like the edge-of-madness tone that permeates everything.
I love how “Captain” Ryan Clark shifts between accents. It amuses me greatly. I can see a point down the road where he drops his American accent and sticks with his English one.
I know I’m a bit late, but I highly recommend this series; well-written and -directed, with amazing performances (Daniels and Wever both won Emmys for their roles), fleshed-out characters, and beautiful scenery and sets. So glad I found it, and can’t wait to watch the remaining episodes.
Couldn’t agree more. It’s the kind of beautiful and bleak western that shows the genre at its best. And Daniels is incredible in it.
Speaking of westerns, I watched Prospect a few nights back and that’s a very effective little movie. Might as well have been set in the American west after the gold-rush, but the future setting on a different planet gave it an extra element, and it all worked really well, I thought.
Also, I don’t remember if I mentioned Kidding? The Jim Carey/Michel Gondry show? It’s really very good, and Jim Carey is still an amazing actor when he’s working with Gondry. The first season also kept toeing the line so well between being hopeful and cynical, between showing the potential for a happey ending and veering off into catastrophe.
It was thus especially devastating when the last moments of the last episode finally took off into the catastrophe. I also was a bit surprised the first season didn’t give us a revelation I heavily expected, which would be – and I am putting this into a different paragraph as if I’m right, it’s a development coming later that would be spoiled here
– which would be that the son who lives isn’t the one who actually lived, but that he took his brother’s identity. Of course, it might just be that he has become more like his brother after the accident in a weird way of trying to honour him, but… it’d make for a damn good twist if it turns out at some point that Will is actually Phil, who tried to deal with his own guilt and shame by becoming his better, gentler, over-achieving brother.
Also, I’ve been watching some episodes of Locke and Key, and I think it’s a very good show. Not perfect, but very good. I think the main thing for me is that the way they’re depicting the Locke kids actually works for me. Probably also helps that the eps I watched of October Faction provide a contrast – the Locke kids are actually interesting, and their interactions with the world around them both believable and not-annoying, none of which could be said for October Faction.
I especially like how we’re just slipping into the logic of the world of the keys and their magic, and the kids using them. The establishment of this parallel fantasy/horror world works just well enough to go along with it, and then you have this magical kids’ world with the keys and the mystery and the promise of magic and wonder and the monster drawing ever closer.
(In short, I guess, it is a pretty good adaptation of the books.)
Hunters is pretty good
Kalman might love it
A very belated post as this was watched last weekend:
Horrible Histories: Rotten Romans
The books are brilliant, the TV version is damn good so no surprise that this was a whole lot of fun. It wasn’t hurt by a good amount of star power casting too – Kim Cattrall as Nero’s mum; Derek Jacobi, playing Claudius for laughs which makes for a neat meta joke for some of the adults, Rupert Graves turns up as the vain Paulinus, a Roman general, while Lee Mack steals the movie every time he’s on-screen as a homesick Roman centurion, Nick Frost is playing a Celtic chief.
Rendering the final battle of Boudicca’s rebellion as a dance-off allows them to deploy lines like:
The battle of Watling St – we’re heading for defeat
I got 99 problems, but the Brits ain’t one!
It also keeps the material suitable for all-ages.
Locke and Key
I’m not sure it’s for me yet. As much as I like a spooky old house story, I have yet to care about any of these characters.
Charlies Angels 2019
There isnt anything conceptually wrong here and the cast and script are fineish but Elizabeth Banks is not going to win any best direction awards here.
Leaning hard into the female empowetment angle id love to see someone like Bigelow or ava Duverney or Patty Jenkins, or even Gerwig or lexi Alexander (probably not Lexi Alexander though). I dont think Elizabeth Banls can make an interesting pop-action film.
So, I watched Hunters… the amazon prime show about nazi hunters… right… I’m not sure what to say about it, so I’d be curious to read anyone else’s opinions about it… so if anyone watches it, now you know… The one thing I can say is that I knew it was a bad idea to watch it all, but I still wanted to see how it would end. I really don’t know what to make of it, it feels either like some really blatant jewish propaganda or a very incompetent show that was trying to do and say something, but it’s so badly made that it just kept tripping over itself. The “plot-twist” in the last episode is so mindboggingly idiotic and badly executed, that I can’t even figure out what could’ve possibly be the intention.
So, in short I have no idea what the fuck I just watched, but I really wish I hadn’t…
So, I watched Hunters… the amazon prime show about nazi hunters… right… I’m not sure what to say about it, so I’d be curious to read anyone else’s opinions about it… so if anyone watches it, now you know… The one thing I can say is that I knew it was a bad idea to watch it all, but I still wanted to see how it would end. I really don’t know what to make of it, it feels either like some really blatant jewish propaganda or a very incompetent show that was trying to do and say something, but it’s so badly made that it just kept tripping over itself. The “plot-twist” in the last episode is so mindboggingly idiotic and badly executed, that I can’t even figure out what could’ve possibly be the intention.
So, in short I have no idea what the fuck I just watched, but I really wish I hadn’t…
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The show is catching some flack:
‘Hunters’ Creator Defends Fictional Depictions of Holocaust Amid Criticism From the Auschwitz Memorial
JoJo Rabbit put me in a good mood immediately and didn’t stop.
Laugh out loud multiple times and I know I will catch more of the little things on a re-watch.
It does have it’s serious moments but I honestly felt good from beginning to end.
Taika Waititi was perfect on both sides of the camera.
I watched another Godard movie last night, 1960’s Breathless, his first and probably most famous. Watching it you can imagine how it landed with as big of a splash as Mean Streets or Pulp Fiction. It’s stylish, effortlessly cool, features inventive and at the time revolutionary use of jump cuts, and has great performances by Jean-Paul Belmondo and Jean Seberg.
Ostensibly a crime story about a man on the run in Paris after killing a police officer, it’s more focused on his devil-may-care attitude and complicated romance with Seberg. Mostly it’s a movie about young people and their attitudes on love, sex, gender roles, art, authority, and life in general. Like a lot of art films that cross into genre fare, there’s much more emphasis on rambling conversations and the small moments in life that genre films often gloss over than there is on the crime plot that ties the movie together.
Overall I liked it but not as much as I expected to given its reputation. I was put off by the sexism of Belmondo’s character and the movie’s treatment of Seberg’s character, which at first seemed sensitive but in the end revealed her as flighty and self-centered. I don’t mind that she was shown to have a callous side but it seemed to confirm Belmondo’s assertion earlier in the movie that women are cowards about their true feelings. I can usually get past outdated attitudes in old movies but here it was central to the story and mean-spirited at heart.
Man I’m watching the Harley Queen cartoon… that’s the best animated thing they’ve done in decades (and the best thing since BvS in general)! it’s really really good, prime adult swim stuff but with DC characters… Why did they lock this behind that DC on-line paywall??? so dumb…
Better Call Saul is back today! I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time. We’re spoiled for great TV these days but this is maybe the best of all.
Genuinely debating trying to fit this in before I start work.