Secret Six
Another series where I’d lost momentum in picking it up (twice even, as I had the original trades of Villains United and the first mini-series, then traded up to the newer editions from about 2015) and made a concerted effort recently to finish it off. And – like that final volume of New 52 Booster Gold, 8th Doctor DWM and House of Mystery – another instance where it really wasn’t worth the effort.
It’s annoying because it starts off so well. The first volume, which is Villains United and the first Secret Six mini, is still really great. Simone’s writing is sharp and funny, the concept is good, there’s a nice mix of characters and there’s lovely art from Dale Eaglesham. Then things stumble in volume 2. It not only doesn’t bother collecting a Birds of Prey story arc that has big changes to the team, but it doesn’t even mention or summarise it. So queue one trip to a wiki to find out what happened to Knockout and we’re away, with lovely Nicola Scott art on a story that… well, it’s an overly long one about loads of villains fighting over a macguffin and it never really ties together properly. The rest of the trade is made up of a story where the Six are hired to work security from some guy who is building a prison nation for the world using slavery, which isn’t desperately interesting.
It’s around here that the series’ problems start to show. Scott is gone and never replaced by anyone particularly interesting. The main artist after her is Jim Calafiore, a guy who I’d had my fill of years earlier when he was “regular fill-in artist” on Exiles. I don’t particularly like his art style and he can only draw about four faces shared between everyone. But Simone’s writing also starts to become an issue. It feels… like it’s trying too hard, I guess. I like her work on Birds of Prey (well, I remember thinking I did – I’m worried it won’t hold up now) because it was female superheroes written by a woman giving a genuine female perspective on things. Secret Six feels more like the one girl in a stereotypical D&D group who tries really hard to fit in with the guys by one upping them on their bad attitudes. The characters are so desperate to dark and edgy it gets quickly tiresome. The whole surrogate father-daughter thing between Bane and Scandal is ridiculous, cheapening. almost infantilising, Scandal considerably.
The third volume ties the book in more with the Suicide Squad, along with a Darkest Night cross-over, none of which interests me and dilutes the team and series’s own identity as it increasingly just feels like ersatz-Suicide Squad. There’s a none-too-good story about Catman becoming a dangerous killer in revenge for the maybe death of his son, like the series needed to snuff out any sense of lightness or morals. Then volume 4 opens with an extended story set in the world of Warlord, of all things. A confused, contrived mess that again pulls in Suicide Squad elements (along with some bits from Simone’s BoP) and it feels really disconnected from what the series originally was. Another cross-over, here with the Doom Patrol, where again DC’s collected editions department gives you absolutely no help in understanding anything from that series that isn’t explicitly explained in the story.
It got to the point, when the book does an extended trip to hell, that I just bailed and skimmed through the rest. Had to laugh at a page where Calafiore is asked to draw Scandal (light-skinned, short auburn hair), Knockout (light skinned, long red hair), Lianna (light skinned, long red hair) and Lianna’s friend they set up with Bane (light skinned, short red hair) and the reader is expected to be able to easily distinguish between any of them in close-up.
What a disappointment.
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