It’s that time again…
The Eurovision 2022 Thread
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Nil points, here we go.
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Wow, they’re really having to pad around that Australian entry.
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Tell you what, why don’t we just stop the show for a few minutes, otherwise it might threaten to build up some momentum.
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Bold of Eurovision to get Nadja from What We Do In The Shadows to help with hosting.
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Will you start the fans, please!
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Wait, did… did we send a decent song?
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@Dave I think you need to repost that Red Dwarf’s Cat as a cowboy image for UK…
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United Kingdom you say? No, no we’re not.
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I think we found where the rest of yer wan from Spain’s outfit went
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Actually credit to him, he’s giving it some effort and it’s livened things up a bit.
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Houston, we have…Kind of a decent song from the Uk🤨.
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UK guys is… real?
Not an actor in a wig and fake beard?
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Well, it’s not a ballad.
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Staging was a bit shite. But not the worst song we’ve ever sent.
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Wait, did… did we send a decent song?
Yup, for once!!! Here’s hoping!
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Bold of Moldova to give an acceptance speech before the voting.
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Mika’s suit is getting 75% more magenta every time it cuts back to him.
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Bold of Moldova to give an acceptance speech before the voting.
Didn’t they send that “we are the winners of Eurovision” song in 2008 or 2009?
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Ukraine just blanked poor mika
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UK guy was fine. It hurts my Britishness to admit it, but he was fine!
I’m not sure that counts for Eurovision.
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Shaky cam lightning effects! Delightfully shite.
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Ballad-land again, but good voice, samey-samey!!!
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Call off the search, I think we’ve found the new James Bond
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Those are the souls of his victims
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Interesting that Poland chose to send the Nazgul from LOTR as dancers…
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Oh yes, a late dark horse entry
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Brave of her to perform through her OCD.
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Well it’s not the Polish milkmaids, but beggars can’t be choosers
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The hell?
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Serbia is making an 80s horror film!
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I want to scream and wake up now please
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Complete with portal to hell
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I bet there are people in Serbia watching this now going “aha, yes! They’ve really nailed that satire!” And you know, good for them. But that was just weird but boring.
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Bold of Serbia to send Nina Hagen
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Complete with portal to hell
WTF is going on?!
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It’s like a Europop Tarantino soundtrack.
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Nice of the competition to end with a solid dose of mediocrity.
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Why was Estonia’s intro at the Sept of Baelor?
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Cowboys with a bit of upbeat! Not sure about this one?! Wolves again!
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Why was Estonia’s intro at the Sept of Baelor?
I thought it was Winterfell!
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I’m feeling a lot more generous towards the Czech song now…
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So for me it’s Norway, France and Moldova who are the ones to beat.
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France was a proper Zion rave tune.
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Moldova or Spain’s thong.
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I’m going for Spain or Ukraine.
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I’m feeling a lot more generous towards the Czech song now…
Me too, even the Spanish one + Norway!
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A Serbian Film is no longer the most disturbing thing to come out of Serbia
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Spain or France for me, I think. Possibly Norway.
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Poor guys clearly fucked his leg.
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Poor guys clearly fucked his leg.
Definitely looks like it. Wow he can sing Elvis!
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Maneskin! I like them, even if their name does sound like the discarded part of a certain intimate surgical operation.
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Ok, that green lycia suit might replace Serbia’s entry in my nightmares tonight.
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Ok, that green lycia suit might replace Serbia’s entry in my nightmares tonight.
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Context for the Serbian entry.
We'll want this for tonight's semi-final, so: your 🧵 on why Serbia's #Eurovision entry this year isn't just 'the one about Meghan Markle's healthy hair' pic.twitter.com/Gm3YiaWTaX
— Catherine Baker (@richmondbridge) May 12, 2022
Still doesn’t make it a fun Eurovision song.
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Did Graham just introduce Armenia as “Minnie Driver in 30 years?”
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This guy’s trying to start a war here
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Ah great, time for a medley of Mika’s well-known hit.
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This guy’s trying to start a war here
They started the show with everyone chanting Give Peace a Chance, and now for the counterargument…
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Poor forklift driver sweating under the stage all night.
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The Rasmus’ song is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
When eurovision commentators say “rock” they never mean what I mean when I say “rock”.
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So, which of the awful songs will inexplicably be tied with a good one for the top spot all night? I’m betting on Netherlands, it’s bland enough to go really far.
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Mika finds his new outfit:
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I’m a bit worried that some professionalism might creep into this broadcast at some point
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I’m a bit worried that some professionalism might creep into this broadcast at some point
After 60 years there’s bound to be a slip-up somewhere
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Wow, in the points already.
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Surprising votes so far. 12 to Spain, little to Ukraine, a decent amount to UK.
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We’re…not on zero?
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That’s one hell of a hat.
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If it comes down to Spain or the Uk…I’m still going Spain.
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mon the Spain!
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So who’s going to be the UK correspondent? I’m going with, oh, I don’t know, Cat Deeley.
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Turns out the UK is the country that people in Ukraine feel sorry for.
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Cat Deely is far too good for this. I’ll guess Scarlett Moffat. Can’t be worse than Amanda thingummy from last year.
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France is getting mugged here. Norway too.
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Isn’t it normally Scott Mills?
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Top of the leader board, wow!!!
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We might actually have a chance here.
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Germany is dressed as the best Quality Street.
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She really didn’t pace her energy there.
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Poland: We Stand with Ukraine.
Also Poland: Don’t pay attention to how many fascists are in our government.2 users thanked author for this post.
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That guy in the Ukraine team was delighted that they were doing so well, until he realised that his hat was blocking him from seeing the top three countries in the table.
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