The semi-finals are over and the main event is tomorrow night, where so many questions will be answered: Which country has developed the best music during the pandemic? Which has gone stir crazy tried to create its own entirely new genre? Will the UK come last yet again? Will Iceland get the win they clearly deserved last year? Will Israel’s efforts be affected by political fallout (assuming they didn’t get knocked out in the semis already – I don’t watch those)?
The Eurovision 2021 Mega Thread
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Anti-Maskers on the tram.
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When that tram hits 88mph, you’re going to see some serious shit
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This looks like a fucking advert for broadband.
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So much of this is generic. It’s like those soundtrack albums of music that wasn’t actually in the movie.
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“Make some noise!”
I’ll make some noise – a stifled yawn.
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My daughter: “can we vote for her?”
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So San Marino can get Flo-Rida but these guys can’t get Sia?
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I keep seeing those Cyprus dancers and thinking they’re characters from Crossed.
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Whoever makes the swabs for the Covid tests, is going to be rolling in it after this.
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My daughter: “can we vote for her?”
Pretty sure that was an old Eurovision song, so a few years ago?
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I can’t believe we can get people to understand the Eurovision voting system but we still can’t get support for the Alternative Vote.
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My daughter: “can we vote for her?”
Pretty sure that was an old Eurovision song, so a few years ago?
I’ll hop back a few years on that tram
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Wow, it was a hospital a year ago..It is impressive that they’ve put this show on.
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Anyone else having problems voting by mobile?
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Anyone else having problems voting by mobile?
No, but partially because I’m not bothering to vote?
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Wow, it was a hospital a year ago..It is impressive that they’ve put this show on.
As long as they didn’t need the hospital or anything.
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Anyone else having problems voting by mobile?
No, but partially because I’m not bothering to vote?
Then you can’t complain when that woman from Ukraine is running Europe for the next year.
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Imagine if that poor woman had to do a car ride with Dana instead of Linda Martin, and had to put up with her bullshit.
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Anyone else having problems voting by mobile?
No, but partially because I’m not bothering to vote?
Then you can’t complain when that woman from Ukraine is running Europe for the next year.
I for one welcome our Ukranian death squads
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Can’t vote by text (? mobile)!
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If Johnny Logan shows up a this rooftop party I riot
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This is less a walk down memory lane than being dragged through a memory car park
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Right, that’s Lordi done their bit so I’m off to bed now as I’m on night-time duty with the newborn. I don’t really give a shit who get’s the most votes – they’re all losers in my eyes.
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Wow! It’s a new song by… Duncan Laurence.
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That dead guy has put on weight?
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OhohohohooalllIknowallIknow…god I hate this song
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That dead guy has put on weight?
It’s been a tough pandemic for all of us.
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This guy could use a light show, or dancers, or a better song.
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Can’t vote by text (? mobile)!
Have you tried carrier pigeon? They just said it’s an option
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Not the Martin Österdahl!
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12 points for Switzerland? The sick fucks.
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12 to Switzerland? That’s almost the worst thing Israel’s done this month.
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San Marino better not win this thing with their American ringer.
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What fucking Swiss song did these juries hear?
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Team Rocket!
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What fucking Swiss song did these juries hear?
Maybe it contains a subliminal message. Fuck knows why else you’d vote for it.
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Amanda Holden? Wow, that barrel’s getting worn thin.
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The female James Corden
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Amanda Holden confirming every preconception other countries have about the UK, there.
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Maybe the way for the UK to get points is to bomb someone, it’s worked fine for Israel.
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I didn’t realise Latvia was situated in a dystopian science fiction TV show.
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Haha can’t even get a point from Ireland 😂
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What the …. Switzerland and France?!!! And UK still at the bottom with zero!!!
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Sax man gives no fucks. He’s gonna be himself.
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What would other European countries possibly have against us?
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Its payback for Wogan and Norton not taking Eurovision seriously.
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I feel back for the UK in this and this only.
Nah it was crap though. A forgettable song, a weak singer, fairly boring staging.
I think for next year we should send whichever notable British musician next gets in legal trouble. No matter what it’s for – tax evasion, assault, murder, treason, whatevs – instead of a fine or prison sentence, they have to do Eurovision. And properly try.
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Switzerland’s entry reacts to his success:
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At this stage I hope we don’t get a single point. It’s worth it for the comedy value alone
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At this stage I hope we don’t get a single point. It’s worth it for the comedy value alone
It’s almost more embarrassing and insulting to get one point than zero.
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jaja ding dong guy clearly ashamed to state the 12 points go to Switzerland
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Oh shit, someone has to give the UK a point.
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Boris Johnson ready to send gunboats to the Netherlands.
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Boris Johnson ready to send gunboats to the Netherlands.
Who’s going to tell him that he already sold them?
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Oh man, that was kinda brutal.
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Aww
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That felt cruel announcing the UK’s 0 points like that, and fair play to the crowd for cheering them.
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But…But…Flo Rida?!?
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Hahaha, look at Flo Rida’s face.
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I don’t think they dragged out the public votes like this the first couple of years they split them up? I’d kinda prefer they just read out the top 10 or something.
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I’m glad that of all the changes to Eurovision they could have made, they’ve introduced a process that makes the scoring take twice as fucking long.
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Go Finland!
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We got 20 fewer points than a country doing war crimes in the open.
Blimey 218 for Finland.
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I don’t think they dragged out the public votes like this the first couple of years they split them up? I’d kinda prefer they just read out the top 10 or something.
I like this system, but it would work better if the jury points didn’t take so long. But then you wouldn’t get all the random weirdos, which is half the fun.
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Gar’s racked up quite a phone bill tonight for Ukraine.
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I hope the Swiss entry gets next to fuck all.
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Aww, I liked Portugal.
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Iceland getting their dues.
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COME ON ICELAND
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Blimey, Italy.
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I was about to say Iceland were getting mugged, but come on Italy!
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I don’t think they dragged out the public votes like this the first couple of years they split them up? I’d kinda prefer they just read out the top 10 or something.
I like this system, but it would work better if the jury points didn’t take so long. But then you wouldn’t get all the random weirdos, which is half the fun.
Yeah, splitting out the public vote like this added more excitement to the scores and I like it as a model, but I think the first couple of years they only read out the top 5 or 10 votes individually and the rest just got added in.
Maybe you could have the randos delivering this result and the jury points just dumped out quickly, but I’m not sure how you’d work that beyond having each country’s representative give their own score, which would mean skipping the semi-final losers out.
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Swiss guy: “I got the jury votes, that’s enough for me”
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Ha the Swiss dude is really pissed
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Come on Italy!
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Fuck you, Switzerland.
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Yay Italy!
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Yay, Italy!
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Italy wins – what the ….!!!
Real surprise but he was the favourite!!!
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