The semi-finals are over and the main event is tomorrow night, where so many questions will be answered: Which country has developed the best music during the pandemic? Which has gone stir crazy tried to create its own entirely new genre? Will the UK come last yet again? Will Iceland get the win they clearly deserved last year? Will Israel’s efforts be affected by political fallout (assuming they didn’t get knocked out in the semis already – I don’t watch those)?
The Eurovision 2021 Mega Thread
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That was aggressively aggressive.
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Why is she wearing muppet arms?
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Half her face in shadow….Shes clearly the villian.
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Why is she wearing muppet arms?
A trophy from her latest hunt.
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France – too skinny! Definitely Edith Piaf similarities! Song improving!
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Eurovision really love this “the floor is a screen” tech
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France is leaning into the Frenchness here.
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It’s impossible to hear French ballad full of gusto without assuming it’s some kind of parody song where they’re singing about the beetroot harvest or something.
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Proper Jason Bourne camera work there
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What the hell was going on with the camera there?
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That was actually quite impressive.
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Eurovision really love this “the floor is a screen” tech
They don’t have good songs, how else are they going to keep people engaged?
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Got better by the end, but still a bit boring.
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[Yelling down the phone] Give me the Frenchest entry you've got!
— small robots (@smolrobots) May 22, 2021
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I wonder if my planned holiday to Serbia could include a stopoff in Azerbaijan.
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So that’s what happend to the Sphere from the movie…..Sphere.
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Dr Strange is in the building
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Ariana Grande knock off!
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Ben – Escapees from the bondage dungeon!
Sandie – have I seen these dresses before? Too skinny again! Definitely something “for the dads”!!! Trying to avoid the ” background pics” of certain things!
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Nice Sauron cameo at the end there.
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A lot of costumiers into their bondage chic this year,
It’s been a tough year.
They don’t seem to have realised that that many arm thing only works if the person at the front is the tallest.
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It’s about time for an East 17 revival
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Look, it’s Stay Another Day period East 17 but without anything approaching subtext.
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Either that or Liam Gallagher’s dead.
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I read about this guy earlier in the week. I genuinely thought this would be better.
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Norway – good on him we need more disabled people doing things like this! Sorry biased here! Not bad song! Men in bondage too!
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Clem Fandango? Can you hear me?
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Weirdly he looks a bit like Dominic Cummings in disguise.
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Lordi during the half time? Aye, I’m in for that!
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Well, that’s one way of pronouncing Mans’ surname.
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So wait, they’re not even playing video for song 22? It’s just gone?
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Nordic creatives should stick to crime dramas.
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Macrooy is a great name for a detective show.
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They turned the 80s into a jacket.
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This guy in the red top feels like Jordan Peele from those “Obama’s anger translator” sketches Key & Peele did.
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Is this guy’s shirt still in the wash?
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Netherlands – definitely too same-y!!! Has rythym but still ….!!!
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Feel like the jacket distracted from an okay song there.
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So wait, they’re not even playing video for song 22? It’s just gone?
Wasn’t Norway song 22?
Yep, I;ve misnumbered my cheat sheet!
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This song got rejected from The Lion King?
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Noel Fielding in the red jacket there.
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Jesus. This lot look like Slade after their tour bus crashed into a bondage gear shop.
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Yes, Italy, yes.
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Italy singing rock(ish) – not heavy metal!!! He definitely is no “Freddie Mercury” or “Adam Lambert”!!!
What the ….!!!
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This is alright.
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The European shirt shortage continues.
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Italy singing rock(ish) – not heavy metal!!! He definitely is no “Freddie Mercury” or “Adam Lambert”!!!
What the ….!!!
I dunno, I’ve seen Queen + Adam Lambert live.
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I’d have preferred it if they just brought the Linkin Park-lite lot back on agian.
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This feels like a song destined to be on an insurance advert.
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Is he wearing flares or does he just have very wide legs?
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He keeps asking if I can hear a million voices, but it only sounds like about 5 to me.
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Italy – definitely was not what I expected from GN comments!!!
Sweden – all right, not really overwhelm though.
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The real cause of the Burn from Star Trek Discovery.
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Mortal Kombat!
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Is he wearing flares or does he just have very wide legs?
It can be two things.
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Isn’t that the guy who stormed Congress?
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Less Adrenalina and more like Drain Cleaner.
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It was all going a bit budget Busby Berkeley there.
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San Marino appear to have mixed Russia and Azerbaijan’s entries and somehow been lesser than the sum of its parts
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Love the feathers + hair + dancers + welcome LL Cool J!!!
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Flo Rida has blundered in and wrecked the whole thing
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How is she staying inside that jacket?
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I swear the lady in the purple dress gets a foot taller every time they cut back to her.
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Adhesive
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So who do we fancy to win?
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Iceland or Russia!
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Any guesses on who’s going relaying the UK votes?
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How well are UK going to do this time around?
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Fuck, I just got PTSD seeing the Swiss guy again.
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I’m going for Iceland or Portugal.
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I genuinely think we’ll be last and actually on merit.
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Any guesses on who’s going relaying the UK votes?
Prince Andrew
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Iceland get my vote. Though I liked the little snippet of Malta’s entry I saw.
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It’s Iceland or Ukrajina for me
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I’m torn between Iceland and Italy.
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Finland, Malta, Iceland and Italy all in with a shout I reckon. But I think France could surprise us all.
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Has Norton been told not to take the piss during this “reading out the voting phone numbers” bit?
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