The semi-finals are over and the main event is tomorrow night, where so many questions will be answered: Which country has developed the best music during the pandemic? Which has gone stir crazy tried to create its own entirely new genre? Will the UK come last yet again? Will Iceland get the win they clearly deserved last year? Will Israel’s efforts be affected by political fallout (assuming they didn’t get knocked out in the semis already – I don’t watch those)?
The Eurovision 2021 Mega Thread
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Even Covid can’t resist this lot
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I… I actually dig these jumpers.
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Iceland – Hanson has expanded!!! Eyes!!!
Could get reasonable votes (or win?).
Love the diversity!
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Awwww yeah, Iceland!
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Ha this is my favorite so far
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I’m willing to admit I want one of those keytars.
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Do I like this or do I just like pixel art? Ring of keyboards is nice though.
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I like this one.
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I like this one.
Yeah, it’s the perfect mix of catchy tune and weird act.
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Holy shit. Ive just turned on Eurovision. I didnt realise Andre the Giant’s mum was co-hosting.
I only that host because she’s a Youtuber, and there was a whole thing a few years ago about her being blackmailed:
Didnt realise she was trans (in case anyone takes my previous comment for anything other than me going “wow, she’s tall”).
Also, jumper guys are my fav so far. Catchy.
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Absolutely no country embodies the #Eurovision spirit like Iceland. They tick every single box and it's still, inexplicably, a catchy song. Chess club does disco.
— Dr Vanessa (@HPS_Vanessa) May 22, 2021
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And here’s Spain to take you down from the high of Iceland.
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Hey, UK, what’s your secret for getting into the final? We’re rich.
Sandie – what a downer!!!
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The only reason this song is still on is i want to see tuus massive loom.
Edit. I clearly misheard the word moon. Not worth it.
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That eclipse makes it feel like the theme tune that Heroes never had.
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Oh I really want that to fall on him at the end.
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Stably Kubrick standing off to the side… Sly grin on the his face
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I was not expecting Spanish Nick Knowles to summon the moon tonight.
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The only reason this song is still on is i want to see tuus massive loom.
Edit. I clearly misheard the word moon. Not worth it.
The loom band craze was years ago.
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And that was Guy-with-his-nuts-in-a-vice
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Another silver sparkly dress.
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Longest note? Hopefully ive misheard again and its the longest goat or something similar.
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The dress is back!
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Another silver tassel dress. Were they on sale outside the venue?
Voice is a bit too weak to do this Little Boots song.
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Backing dancers are going for “Matrix night at GAY doing Gangnam style.”
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I’m guessing there was some sort of disaster backstage with a ton of the outfits and all that survived was tony sequin dresses
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Can anyone pickout the “Michael McIntyre” lookie like (Graham Norton)?!!!
Any idea what the song is about?!
She definitely has a good set of lungs – holding onto that last note!
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Ironically I wouldn’t hold my breath on that one winning.
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Always a bad sign when Graham Norton doesn’t even try to hide his dislike for an act.
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What. The. Fuck?
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This is the least German song ever
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“So what did you do at Eurovision?”
“Oh, I was the one dressed as a massive v-sign.”
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I fell personally attacked by this guy.
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This guy may not feel hate but the feeling isn’t mutual.
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Strangely though might get votes!!!
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Can anyone pickout the “Michael McIntyre” lookie like (Graham Norton)?!!!
Any idea what the song is about?!
She definitely has a good set of lungs – holding onto that last note!
About three and a half minutes by my count.
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This is like a fever dream.
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DONT MENTION ZEE WAR!!!
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No way Lordi was 2006!
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Finnish heavy metal you say?
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Ha, the interstitial is somewhere I’ve actually been in the Netherlands and they seem to shoot it in a quarry
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That hand costume’s fingers looked rather, well, dickish.
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Finland – death metal again!
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Oh, it’s just every song from Kerrang circa 2002-2005 merged into one.
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This has woken everyone up.
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Keep rollin rollin rollin rollin what!
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No, I take it back, it’s Finnish Disturbed. Between using psychi in the lyrics, grunting and those riffs.
I’m not complaining, mind.
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Points for that guitar move there.
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A very Limp Bizkit.
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These guys put the Limp into the Biscuit.
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If this had been around at the time, it would definitely have been on the Daredevil soundtrack.
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I quite liked that
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Yeah, it’s clearly my taste in music in general showing, but I enjoyed it.
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I’m sure it was a WWF entrance theme in 2003.
Wait, first of TWO heavy metal songs tonight?
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Awkward non English speakers bantering in English for the win.
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Are those guys in the closet?
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“The theme of this song is time running out.” Oh cool, just what everyone needs after 15 months of pandemic.
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This actually sounds like a nice normal song. This has no place in Eurovision.
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Uh, this is very not good
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Bulgaria – lovely voice, moving story, hope the song improves!
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I like this, but it’s not very Eurovision-y.
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And they say Bulgaria is boring.
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Actually this is pretty dead on to something I’d actually buy and listen to normally.
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This song is definitely “getting old”!!!
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Right Said Fred is looking good for his age.
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Can’t believe this guy is wearing the same outfit as me!
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I think we might be onto a good thing with Lithuania
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Oh fuck off you twats.
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Lithuania – definitely “Bros” lookies singing “Steps”!!!
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It’s like the Hi-De-Hi staff Christmas party.
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No human should wear that much yellow.
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I think we might be onto a good thing with Lithuania
Oh fuck off you twats.
Well that’s Eurovision in a nutshell.
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I’ll say this for them, they’ve definitly brought us back into typical Eurovision territory.
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Lithuania – definitely “Bros” lookies singing “Steps”!!!
I was thinking Right Said Fred with his moves at the very start
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I mean, I know it’s not very good, but I’m tapping my foot to it, so…
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sacha baron cohen Has done it again
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Right Said Fred is looking good for his age.
Alternatively:
Louis Spence from that dancing fly on the wall TV show is looking good for his age.
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My boyfriend helping me with my Instagram pictures #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/iFMrqu03Z1
— Nathalie Gordon (@awlilnatty) May 22, 2021
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Gar’s favourite!
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Holly fuck it’s Tron
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Now this I like.
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oh god, I’m sorry for whatever it is I’ve done to wrong you, Ukraine, please don’t kill me!!
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Ukraine – definitely “Orville being worn” with elements of what the ….!!!
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I feel like I’m being told off
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I was going to open a bottle of whiskey tonight but changed my mind. I am now regretting that choice.
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Tron!!!
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Ok, the tempo change turns this into a very different beast than it was initially. Not better but different.
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