The semi-finals are over and the main event is tomorrow night, where so many questions will be answered: Which country has developed the best music during the pandemic? Which has gone stir crazy tried to create its own entirely new genre? Will the UK come last yet again? Will Iceland get the win they clearly deserved last year? Will Israel’s efforts be affected by political fallout (assuming they didn’t get knocked out in the semis already – I don’t watch those)?
The Eurovision 2021 Mega Thread
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Excellent stuff. I’ll be watching.
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Too late for me to watch really unless I get a bout of insomnia later but I am rooting for Ukraine. That tune is a banger and the singer looks like she would kill everyone if they lose.
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After the shite that’s just been on BBC One, Eurovision is going to look positively classy.
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Too late for me to watch really unless I get a bout of insomnia later but I am rooting for Ukraine. That tune is a banger and the singer looks like she would kill everyone if they lose.
In that case, if Ukraine loses it will make for a much more interesting finale, so….fingers crossed!!
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Let’s gooooo!
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You’re missing a remix of Venus, which apparently wasn’t a Bananarama original. Who knew?
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This all has a bit of a Colosseum feel to it.
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Italy look like they could be interesting.
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You’re missing a remix of Venus, which apparently wasn’t a Bananarama original. Who knew?
…I knew that…
But who are you, Lorcan? WHO?
Wait, Flo Rida is taking part?
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These guys lined up look like those pigs you used to get from Natwest.
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This Cyprus one feels like it’s been three different songs so far.
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Attractive and she worships Satan!!…..And they say the perfect woman doesn’t exist.
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Aldi Lady Gaga.
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El Diablo…oh fuck Q was right
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The most awkward shuffling onto stage by the dancers at the end there to hug her well done. Really undercut her ending.
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So Albania is the next Pokemon evolution of Cyprus?
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Albania going for Sentai explosions, I see.
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Not sure the gas coming out from between her legs matches the sultry tone they were going for
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So, my wife wants to hijack my identity because this thread is too much fun.
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This might actually be the worst thing Israel has done this month.
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Having SET ME FREE in gigantic letters behind the Israeli singer is on the fucking nose.
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Disgraceful use of Israel’s telekinetic powers there, air-slapping the camera into a 360 spin.
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Surely theyve broken the cease fire with this?M?
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Israel now!!! Hoping not many votes!!! Loved the comment on Albania about “the Gas” Graham Norton mentioned that at the start of it too!!!
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I think this Belgian one might be a bit of a… Sleeper hit.
No? Ok, I’ll get me coat.
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Featuring Weird Al Yankovic on drums
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Surprisingly not bad so far, Belgium bit depressing though – spoke to soon!!!
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This is a new direction for Robin Wright.
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And Cerys Matthews putting off an accent on vocals
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“So, Belgium, we’ve got these cool screens making up about 80% of the stage, we can put anything up on them for you. Any ideas?”
“eh, we’ll go for some spotlights and a closeup of the singer’s mouth projected on the roof”1 user thanked author for this post.
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Russia. What. The. Actual. Fuck?
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😂😂😂We have a winner folks
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OK, Russia’s one is what I watch Eurovision for.
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Yes, here we go with some batshittery
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Russia. What. The. Actual. Fuck?
Was thinking exactly the same!!!
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If this doesn’t go well for her then a career as a dalek operator awaits.
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Putin just signing her assassination order as we speak.
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Well, I hope this is worth the trip to the gulag for her.
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If this doesn’t go well for her then a career as a dalek operator awaits.
“And so I said to him, I see the Daleks as just gliding across the floor like a Russian rapper in a massive fake dress”.
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Malta here we go, this more like it!!! At 18 wow!!!
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This is what I imagine all europop sounds like
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This feels like knock off 00s Beyonce. Not sure if that’s a bad thing or not.
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Some A+ hand dancing going on here.
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Yeah my daughter likes Malta best so far.
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Oh here we go, token hipster effort.
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It’s mambo number five!
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Also, that’s two acts using intense lighting to turn red outfits into black via negative space effects
And three short silver dresses.
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Really like his voice actually.
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The Portugueagles
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Proper Richard Curtis movie vibes
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If this was a better song this would be a contender in the not batshit category. They’re all talented musicians and the looks works for them. But the song is just eh
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This song belongs on the end credits of the worst romcom you’ve ever seen.
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The Serbia tourist board has won Eurovision 2021.
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Bloody Kardashians are everywhere these days.
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I briefly had high hopes for this one, but they’ve been cruelly dashed. It’s so oddly forgettable I’m not remembering it even while it’s on.
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The Portugueagles
Love that, definitely liked the voice but not so much the song, to ballady for me at the moment!
Serbia – Good to see ladies with character and not completely skinny rakes! Definitely europop, but needed at the moment!1 user thanked author for this post.
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Here we go UK!!! Hoping he does better singing his own song! Not so great, oops!
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When you wear your luggage to avoid paying baggage tax 😂 #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/UtsEHIqVz6
— Rosie ⚘ (@RosiemaeBurton) May 22, 2021
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Immediate reaction is that he should have stuck to letting other people sing his songs.
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Well so far this is the least-worst UK entry in a long time.
Since Electrovelvet – our best entry ever – you mean?
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It’s not awful…
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It was very ok.
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When you wear your luggage to avoid paying baggage tax 😂 #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/UtsEHIqVz6
— Rosie ⚘ (@RosiemaeBurton) May 22, 2021
Love the pic!!!
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Power Girl Of Earth 2
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Greece sent a Sailor Moon villain, I see
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Boob window!
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Did she cut those bits out to make the gloves?
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Cue the Dara joke “something for the dads!”
Sandie – song not bad + dancers good + her a bit too skinny for my liking!
Now onto Switzerland – see what this is like – Graham likes so will that go against! Nice he is singing in French, voice not half bad, song not quite sure!
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Kevin Bacon really does get everywhere.
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Endearingly silly/crap use of green screen effects in this one.
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Endearingly silly/crap use of green screen effects in this one.
Im not sure. I think they may just have cut a dancer in half.
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Well, she has my vote…Just her though, not the song.
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Holy shit. Ive just turned on Eurovision. I didnt realise Andre the Giant’s mum was co-hosting.
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How Swiss.
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Holy shit. Ive just turned on Eurovision. I didnt realise Andre the Giant’s mum was co-hosting.
I only that host because she’s a Youtuber, and there was a whole thing a few years ago about her being blackmailed:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-51104236
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I missed the start of this song, yet I feel like I’ve missed nothing.
Also, I get the artistic merit of strobe effects, but this seems to just be looking to trigger epileptics for the hell of it.
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Someone once tried to be kind by telling him he had a nice smile.
This is all their fault.
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Yas, I some tears for fears dancing there
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Is the old moving parts Channel 4 logo moonlighting as his set decorations?
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Light not great!!! Song got better!
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