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  • #122916

    Career change: Being in your 30s and not wanting to work in the for which you prepared is like realizing you built your entire skill tree wrong in an RPG

    In video game boss fights, they see you as a serial killer

    The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gunfight

    The animal actors in theme parks are just paid furries

    They just need to put all the dating apps on one app and just call it “What’s left”

  • #123539

    After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical but it is often true

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    Some people stand in the darkness

    Afraid to step into the light

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  • #123681

    Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.

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    Tonight, the music seems so loud
    I wish that we could lose this crowd
    Maybe it’s better this way
    We’d hurt each other with the things we want to say
    We could have been so good together
    We could have lived this dance forever
    But now, who’s gonna dance with me?

  • #124510

    Don’t look for it Taylor… You may not like what you find!

    What will he find out there Doctor?

    His destiny

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    And on most nights when you are bored and so full on ennui
    You cannot even summon the enthusiasm necessary to masturbate

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  • #124513

    Don’t look for it Taylor… You may not like what you find!

    What will he find out there Doctor?

    His destiny

    Planet of the Apes!!

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  • #124525

    I am the last of the famous international playboys

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    I would go out tonight,

    but I haven’t got a stitch to wear

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  • #124743

    All is quiet… on New Year’s Day

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    In the realm of mediocrity, genius is dangerous

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    Your cynicism is not a sign of your intellect

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    It is better to die on your feet Than to live on your knees

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    A goldfish doesn’t know it is in a fishbowl

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    Everything you’ve ever wanted is on the other side of fear

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  • #125661

    Each man must start with himself and within himself by slowly forging his Chi: The bond between the finite and the infinite, the inner essence of his spirit and the limitless power of the universe. Only then can you conquer the power and the presence of evil.

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    You’re traveling through another dimension — a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That’s a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone!

    You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension: a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You’re moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You’ve just crossed over into… the Twilight Zone.

    There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call “The Twilight Zone”.

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    The English author, George Bernhard Shaw, once had a fine lady at his table.
    “Would they sleep with a man for £20,000,” asked the old man – and that was a lot of money back then.
    The lady giggled, “It really depends on what he looks like.”
    “Would they do it for twenty pounds?,” continued the old man.
    Then she got angry: “What do they think I am?!”.
    “We have settled that question,” said Bernhard Shaw “Now we are just discussing the price.”

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    Now you’re not naive enough to think we’re living in a democracy, are you buddy?

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    Don’t be so humble. You’re not that good

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