Career change: Being in your 30s and not wanting to work in the for which you prepared is like realizing you built your entire skill tree wrong in an RPG
In video game boss fights, they see you as a serial killer
The entire purpose of a bayonet is to bring a knife to a gunfight
The animal actors in theme parks are just paid furries
They just need to put all the dating apps on one app and just call it “What’s left”