Post pictures here that make you do this:
Pictures! Images! Preferably funny and/or interesting
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The pond in our local park is home to a pair of swans and a goose. A few months ago, one of the swans took a violent dislike to the goose. Every time he saw it he would puff up and chase it clear out of the pond. They never actually fought because the goose was too smart and just ran every time.
After a while, some more geese moved in, so there were now about four of them in the pond. I guess the first one called its mates for protection.
The #&$!!@ swan just ran at the whole bunch and they all fled.
Moral of the story: don’t mess with swans. They’re the Chuck Norrises of the waterfowl world.
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But only like two thirds of either Britons or Americans think they could take a rat? What the fuck, man? It’s a rat. Just fucking step on it.
My favourite part is the other end of the spectrum where 6% of Americans think they could take a grizzly bear.
They should do this survey again but with all the participants drunk. The %ages would rise dramatically.
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It bothers me sometimes to rewatch the early movies given what happened to them both (especially him). I heard though, that he had moments where he was a bit of a dick in real life. Didn’t deserve what happened to him in that horse accident…
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Geese are more aggressive than cats and larger. Cats can be thrown. Geese also tend to travel in packs more than cats.
I mean, you can throw a geese, just won’t always work out well for you.
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I mean, you can throw a geese, just won’t always work out well for you.
What I meant is cats can be thrown far enough to make it worthwhile.
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I mean, you can throw a geese
I think you mean you can throw a gooses.
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New profile picture, thanks Al-X
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?
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New profile picture, thanks Al-X
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?
The power of Christ(opher Reeves lack of codpiece) compels you!
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There are 16 circles in this picture.
Took me ages but once you see them they jump out like a Magic Eye.
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There are 16 circles in this picture.
Took me ages but once you see them they jump out like a Magic Eye.
I saw them pretty quickly. It helps a lot if you zoom in or look at the picture very closely.
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Re: Goose-fighting discourse
Remember not to give the goose sex candy. We all know what happens then.
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Re: Goose-fighting discourse
Remember not to give the goose sex candy. We all know what happens then.
Wackiness ensues!
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“Hi I’m Karl, welcome back to my channel! Before I get into today’s video on how to seize the means of production, I’d like to take a moment to thank my sponsors, Amazon. With Amazon Prime you can get your copy of Das Kapital delivered free of charge in 24 hours or less. You can’t argue with service like that, can you?”
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Aw, I haven’t heard anything about Rockbitch in a long time.
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We know you’re sexist, but please shut the fuck up about it.
Whatever gave you that idea? Who’s “we”?
Speak for yourself.
Language…
Also, this is coming from someone who owes his avatar from a picture I posted….
Must be awfully hard to talk so tough thousands of miles away, safely in a cozy room, behind a keyboard.
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Language…
If you can tell me what’s appropriate, I can tell you what’s appropriate. You really don’t like being called a sexist? Sexists rarely do. I don’t like being told to mind my language. People who curse a lot rarely do.
Fucking deal with it.
Must be awfully hard to talk so tough thousands of miles away, safely in a cozy room, behind a keyboard.
Yeah, quite. Must be equally hard to dictate what’s lady-like or not or how you prefer your sexual objects to behave in a space they don’t frequent. Saying “I’m not a sexist” doesn’t mean shit in the eyes of feminists if you keep posting things that from a feminist point of view is quite clearly denigrating towards women.
On the “Who’s we” question, when I wrote to you cordially in the old relationship thread about your out-dated views on women and little over a year or so back I got more than one DM from separate active posters on here saying it’s no use and you’ll just reply as cordially but be back in your loop of a mindspace in no time. I obviously won’t out anyone here, but there’s definitely a We.
I know I’m acting kinda toxic about this stuff, and I don’t give a flying fuck. Sexist views, opinions and statements are as intolerant as racist thus. And I’m idealistic and unrestrained enough to let my fingers slip just what the fuck I think about that. Sometimes best condensed as “Shut the fuck up.”
I don’t care if it helps or not, but I’m not and hope I will never be ready to let shit like that fly.
In the words of Gordon Cole: Change your heart or die. Your move, Mr Roboto.
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Guys, just because you’re oppressing women, it doesn’t mean you can’t be stylish while doing it! Throw out that stained wifebeater or dowdy cloak and get with the Taliban’s latest fall fashions!
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Don’t be scared to post pictures again here:
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(No insult to the fine people of the great state of Florida, I just think it’s funny)
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