Eurovision 2025!

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It’s fast approaching. So we need a thread for it.

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Meet Lumo.

“Lumo embodies the unstoppable power of music. Its untamed curly hair blazes like flames, dancing wildly to the beat and reflecting the electrifying euphoria of Eurovision. With its bright colours, it illustrates the heat of emotions – from fervent enthusiasm to the warming comfort of shared experiences. Its big bright eyes, mouth poised to burst into song, and its expressive hands make Lumo a joyous ambassador of musical diversity and togetherness.”

“As a gender-neutral and universal figure, Lumo represents unity and openness by bringing people of all ages and backgrounds together through the power of music. From the beginning of May, Lumo will walk the streets of Basel spreading the Eurovision spirit, like a living heartbeat showing that music knows no boundaries.”

The best thing about the Olympics is that they only happen every four years. The Eurovision people should take note.

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Todd, Dave

Well, Lumo doesn’t look creepy at all.

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Dave, Todd

[Martin Smith]

Lumo looks like it sniffs people’s hair when they’re asleep. And then nibbles some of it.

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Christian, Todd

Lumo is behind you

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Christian

Lumo is inside you.

Always…

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Christian

Okay, so the German contestants have been decided. They are terrible, of course, utterly bland pop shit. But so was everybody else that was in the running. The system of how they choose the possible contestants in the first place is complete crap, obviously.

*sigh*

So we go with this, apparently. It’s terrible, but it’s neither funny nor somehow endearingly campy or anything. It’s just shit.

Allemagne zero points.

This is the UK entry. I dunno, feels a bit too gritty and serious to me.

It’s no Electrovelvet.

That wasn’t half bad, I thought. Good fun. I think the UK might do well this year.