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Eurovision 2024!
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OK, Baby Lasagna is more like it.
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I approve of the sub-Rammstein riffage.
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This might be the first time I’ve liked a song tipped as the favourite.
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This is great. Definitely top 3 for me.
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Keyboard balaclava guy is the MVP
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Feels like that’s bonkers enough to win
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Interesting, reminds me of Pirates!
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The new Mortal Kombat is so realistic
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She’s going to regret buying those gloves. When is she ever going to get use out of them again?
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New Mortal Kombat character unlocked.
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She’s going to regret buying those gloves. When is she ever going to get use out of them again?
they look like they’d be good for doing the dishes
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They did good to get the Eye of Sauron as a guest dancer
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One of those songs that’s not awful but doesn’t really stand a chance at winning.
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Cheer up, France. Plenty more fish in the sea.
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If nothing else, he’ll win the Guinness World record for wearing the world’s biggest teabag.
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Man, that’s embarrassing. He totally misjudged where the mic was then, but I think he recovered !
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I always think your song must be good when it’s unclear as to whether a technical fault has occurred.
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Good voice, but his toxic relationship with the cameraman is making me uncomfortable
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OK, that voice proiection is impressive, but otherwise it’s just another French ballady Eurovision thing, of which there have been so. Very. Many over the decades.
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Ok the Brighton thing was a decent gag. Weird placement though.
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OK, that bit was funny.
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Remember that video that revealed Jodie Whittaker as the 13th Doctor? I think she’s nicked her coat.
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That coat is a last minute grab on the way out of the door after not realising it’s not proper metallic swimsuit weather.
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I’m unclear as to whether she’s intending to rave. Maybe someone can confirm.
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I think Austria’s boots are from the same armour set as Georgia’s gloves. This is poor inventory management by the party.
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Feel like I should be slaughtering some vampires right now.
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So, best song Ireland (for once!)
Best of the rest: Croatia, Switzerland, Spain, Austria, Armenia, (EDIT) and Estonia
Bubbling under: Ukraine, Norway, Finland
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So who are you voting for? Got to be Ireland I think. Spain a close second.
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Ireland’s got my vote. Well, they would have if my phone was letting me call the number. Keeps saying it’s restricted.
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Ireland, Norway or Switzerland for me.
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1st time in ever – nothing uch grabbed me enough to vote – altho thinking on a couple.
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Guys, I think Ace of Base are going to perform!!
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Nice fakeout, even if it’s just the fucking Abbatars.
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AI Nightmare fuel.
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It’s deepfake ABBA!
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Imagine paying to see those CGI blobs live.
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That pisstake postcard was quite funny though.
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Did Loreen steal the Austrian singer’s outfit?
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Don’t you hate it when you’re on a bar stool and you know if you get off there’s no chance of you getting back on, so you just try to do everything from it?
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She’s going to be awful dizzy when she sits back up.
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Time for the voting!
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Time for some bulllllllllllshit. Unless Ireland wins, in which case it’s a victory for democracy
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Will they mute the boos when the Israeli representative comes on?
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12 points for Portugal? WTF?
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Will they mute the boos when the Israeli representative comes on?
They did when yer wan was singing!
They didn’t for the EBU guy just now though. I think they can only replace them with cheers, which doesn’t work through the jury scores.
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Ireland doing well so far
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UK getting fuck all this year again😂
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Switzerland doing really well now and it feels like it’s the kind of thing that’ll do well with the public too. Criminal that Norway is on 0. Petra is fantastic at this tolerating nonsense stuff.
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Yeah, not getting the love for the Swiss entry.
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Well I guess the answer to “how many Eurovision points does loads of arms and munitions buy you” is a resounding fuck all.
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TWELVE POINTS COME ON!
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I’m more amazed at how well Italy’s doing.
Good things happen when you remember to pander to the straights, Lorcan!
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Criminal that we’re level with Spain.
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I’m more amazed at how well Italy’s doing.
Good things happen when you remember to pander to the straights, Lorcan!
I’m biologically incapable of processing this.
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Can’t believe Spain is doing so badly here. It was a fun song.
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Can’t believe Spain is doing so badly here. It was a fun song.
Presumably ageism.
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Even Greece were surprised to be getting 12 points there.
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France doing her best to upstage the Eiffel Tower with her shoulder pads there.
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Harsh on Norway
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Oof
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Oof. Fucking zero for UK,
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ooooh, harsh on the UK
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WTAF. over 300 for Israel?
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Ah no, not enough for Ireland. Deserved more.
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Aww, Ireland should have done better there.
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Pity voting has got ridiculous. Ukraine’s song was fine, but not 300 points fine.
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We did amazing, finishing that high is an amazing accomplishment, especially with such a risk-taking (by Eurovision standards) song.
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WTAF. over 300 for Israel?
Probably a concerted campaign to get phone-in votes, the whole world can vote now.
Ah yeah, forgot that. Probably the Yanks then.
Not quite sure how/why we’ve pissed so many people off. This year, I mean.
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“Get on with it!”
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GET ON WITH IT
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Well at least a decent song won.
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Not a bad winner overall
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Bizarre Lithuania did so well in the UK public vote.
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There’s a bunch of people in the youTube chat complaining about woke and gay people and like… I know they’re not there because they actually like Eurovision but how do they not know?
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Well another year done..Roll on 2025!
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Thanks everyone. Hopefully see you again sometime.
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