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Eurovision 2024!
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Estonia’s feels like Russian Mob Splatoon, somehow.
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This is great
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For some reason I want to go play some Doom
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Definitely well staged!
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I’d managed to avoid seeing/hearing the song until now, good stuff.
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OK, now I can make my Sonic special stage joke
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Mr Worldwide joining the Blue Man Group was not something I was expecting
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Ireland is fucking rad!
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This guy’s song was bad enough, but following Ireland it’s a massive comedown
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I don’t think this is who Ireland was trying to summon.
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His outfit looks like the armour you clipped on to MOTU figures
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Latvia’s top reminds me of a He-Man armour piece. Not one you’d get with a figure, but like in an accessories pack of bland repaints.
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Latvia seemed to get bored and stop
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Ireland and Spain my favourites so far.
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Latvia’s top reminds me of a He-Man armour piece. Not one you’d get with a figure, but like in an accessories pack of bland repaints.
OK, that’s spooky
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Greek Beyonce’s not doing much for me here.
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My daughter says “this is like a Hufflepuff pretending to be a Slytherin”.
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Brought to you by Google Street View
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Ah that’s nice of Greece to fix any dead pixels on the floor screens.
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That had potential milkmaid quality…But she seemed to be holding back.
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Genuinely we’d do better with the Vic Reeves version of Dizzy
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My daughter says “this is like a Hufflepuff pretending to be a Slytherin”.
Spooky again because I wrote “she looks like a middle class girl who eggs on all her friends to get excluded from school but then rats out on them last minute to avoid getting in trouble herself” but deleted it.
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He looks like a gender-switched version of Chell from Portal
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This is some good staging at least. And I’m here for more gay.
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My daughter says “this is like a Hufflepuff pretending to be a Slytherin”.
Spooky again because I wrote “she looks like a middle class girl who eggs on all her friends to get excluded from school but then rats out on them last minute to avoid getting in trouble herself” but deleted it.
Somehow we’ve become quantum entangled
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Ah ok, so we’re not looking to host again next year.
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The presentation is cool. But the song and his voice is quite weak.
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To be fair, this would be a perfectly decent album track, but it’s just not got enough for a hook for Eurovision.
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I need more batshit guys, come on!
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This is painful. Back to the music please.
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This was one of the songs from the world without good music in Doctor Who earlier.
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I really hope Petra follows through on this joke and does present the winner the Gilmore Girls DVD boxset.
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OK, I quite like this one.
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Ah, I see Norway have provided this year’s “metal ballad that Martin likes but will do terribly in the voting”. Thanks Norway!
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OK, feelslike Vickings merged with lots of darkness. Well staged.
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Starting off by reminding everyone of Kevin Spacey is always a good move
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Lots of laying on the floor tonight. Hope they’re cleaning it well between songs.
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Finally something for the straight men! For too long (80 minutes) we have not been sufficiently provided for.
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Those dancers haven’t half got a cheek
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Italy heard Greece were sending a cut-rate Beyonce and decided to buy up the costumes from the Single Ladies video
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It’s like the single ladies video….But shite.
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Bit so so (bit on + off) + lots for the dad’s.
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Yeah, very unmemorable
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Arwen has fallen on hard times
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This is a nice dying unicorn song. But I’m disappointed we haven’t had anything properly bonkers yet.
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Ready for my annual joke?
I’ve forgotten this one already and she’s still singing it
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This is the odds-on favourite to win?
What a lol.
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Oh he actuslly is called Windows95Man.
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This is silly, but the song isn’t up to much
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The Austin Powers gag feels like an afterthought to cover for a mediocre song
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I feel like I’ve drastically misunderstood the rules of fencing
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This new season of Moon Knight is confusing.
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Bold of Portugal to send their Olympic Fencing team
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This KKK rebrand just isn’t landing folks.
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Well that was dull.
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This KKK rebrand just isn’t landing folks.
Look, we’ve moved well past the Israeli entry
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OK, Armenia has woken me up at least.
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Armenia is fun. No chance of winning but it’s certainly woken me up after Portugal.
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OK, I like this. Third place so far.
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How many pigtails did she have, anyway?
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Armenia is fun. No chance of winning but it’s certainly woken me up after Portugal.
OK, stop it now
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Look, it’s an early-00s post-Disney pop star that’s escaped a cryopod!
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Cyprus, leave Britney alone
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I can see Switzerland winning and I’d be ok with that.
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Actually, this is a banger. Very catchy.
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This staging is the only thing that could improve the end of Inception.
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I can see Switzerland winning and I’d be ok with that.
Thinking this might be bonkers enough to win too!
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The deleted Inception ending.
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It’s actually quite fun. Like turn tab,e thing.
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“You at home might be thinking, ‘get the fuck on with it’.”
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It’s actually quite fun. Like turn tab,e thing.
Def love the table thing.
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Uh, the V in DVD stands for “Versatile”… This has thrown the good name of Eurovision into disarray!
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A fetish shop in Malmo made out like a bandit this week
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Uh, the V in DVD stands for “Versatile”… This has thrown the good name of Eurovision into disarray!
My respect for Petra has tanked.
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The modern remake of Splash was ill-advised
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Is… is she ok?
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This doesn’t really have much past her vocal range. The light-reactive bits on her costume were kinda cool at least.
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