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Eurovision 2024!
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If ever there was a year we were guaranteed to break the board, this is it.
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New Doctor Who and Eurovision on the same day!..No way this place won’t burst into flames.
I’ve only heard our entry and it sounds like a bit of a dud. I kind of expected Olly Alexander to go all out, but it feels weirdly toned down…Maybe the staging will sell it more🤷.
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New Doctor Who and Eurovision on the same day!
At least they can’t put Eurovision out at midnight on iplayer the day before broadcast.
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I kind of expected Olly Alexander to go all out, but it feels weirdly toned down…Maybe the staging will sell it more🤷.
Bring on the milkmaids!
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I kind of expected Olly Alexander to go all out, but it feels weirdly toned down…Maybe the staging will sell it more🤷.
Bring on the milkmaids!
And give that wolf a banana.
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Okay, I am starting to watch the videos of the songs now. Cypress is bland shit, Serbia is boring crap and I hate the Lithuanian guy. Ireland on the other hand is pretty great, they should be a lot of fun on stage.
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We somehow had two Industrial poppy songs in the running, the other one was this cybergoth thing about not knowing the Irish words for things that was pretty fun:
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I always like going in cold and knowing nothing about them. Looking forward to being surprised.
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I always like going in cold and knowing nothing about them. Looking forward to being surprised.
Yeah, same. Worst time I’ve had watching Eurovision was a few years ago when I was round a friend’s place. He’d watched the semi final so, watching the final on delay, he just skipped through all the songs he’d seen previously that he hadn’t liked. My and another friend were really annoyed.
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We’re in the final, lads!
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Netherlands’ Eurovision entry disqualified from song contest
Dutch singer and rapper Joost Klein out because of incident involving female member of the production crew
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We’re in the final, lads!
Looking a bit shaky now!
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All right, time to get this annual epic mick take started.
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And it begins!!
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Grahams in a cupboard apparently
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If the Guardians of the Galaxy don’t show up now it will be a huge letdown.
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Wait, Sweden created Star Lord?
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The best part of all this is going back and reading the comments a year later and only remembering half the context.
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Everyone happy to see Israel, there.
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They blurred windows 95 guy’s Windows 95 shirt!
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Just putting this out here now: regroup on the Discord if the board falls over tonight?
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Malin Ackerman? I thought she was actually American. This is as weird as when Danielle whatsit off NCIS LA turned out to be Portugese.
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Sounds like a plan
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Malin Ackerman? I thought she was actually American. This is as weird as when Danielle whatsit off NCIS LA turned out to be Portugese.
It turns out the first letter of her surname is a Stargate address
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Presenters that are actually not terrible. That’s a first.
I like that they’ve both come as chess pieces.
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Excuse me, some of us don’t watch the semis to go in cold to the final, hosts
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“Unforgettable” is a bold title for this song
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They look like they should have a prank channel on YouTube.
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Petra Mede usually hosts for Sweden, I think. She’s generally really good and is the main upside of Sweden winning so much,
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This is what the Matrix would have looked like if it was made in 1983
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This song coming to us live from an 80s vector based video game.
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This is what the Matrix would have looked like if it was made in 1983
The backing dancers are really hoping M5trix goes ahead.
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Jerry… Heil? Oh come on Ukraine.
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I’m not sure what the song’s about, but I think she’s about to summon Ifrit while Cloud charges his limit break.
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I don’t think this is what Ukraine meant when they said they wanted bombs.
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What if… Wonderboy by Tenacious D was a Neofolk/Rap hybrid?
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I’m not sure what the song’s about, but I think she’s about to summon Ifrit while Cloud charges his limit break.
Well, that’d heat things up.
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And one 180 degree music genre turn later…
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Little hand wave through the fire there…Proper hard man.
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Bold of this guy to admit to serial arson on an international TV broadcast.
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Shit, he’s anticipated the binfire jokes and got there first, like Eminem in 8 Mile
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I’m worried about his head going up in flames with that much hairspray
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Annoyingly, I don’t hate this song.
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Well, this is certainly a song.
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Oh, Tali went surprisingly Street Fighter between the postcard and the performance.
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I quite like the Twi’lek entry
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I’m not 20 any more? Tell me something I don’t know.
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What the heck! Like the ponytails though.
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I think Lux is the best so far.
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And now for the entry that can get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked
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Sounds like they’re all saying boo-urns in the arena.
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Expecting Isreal to decimate their completion tonight…Really blast the other singers until the cant take anymore
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Can’t decide whether to make a Stargate or Sonic special stage joke.
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Chevron 7 locked.
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For all the fuss, that was a forgettable song.
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Lithuania’s short film couldn’t have made him look more of a tit if it tried
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I bet the EBU are really bricking it about Israel winning, if they are hotly tipped as Norton suggests. I’m a little surprised they weren’t “tactically” eliminated in the semi final, tbh.
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It’s the exact kind of generic ballady shit that does well though. See last year’s bullshit for an example.
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Lots of Kick-Ass fans among the dancers
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And you’re telling me this made it through a semi-final? How bad were the eliminated songs?!
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Pass the poppers😜
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Doesn’t want to dance anymore…
Dance intensifies.
Make your mind up dude.
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Time for grandpa Simpson to tell us about tying an onion to his belt
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We stan a girlboss host, I guess?
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Also, didn’t she play against Martin Landau in Space: 1999?
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And now’s the time to get drinks.
Something something 35 minutes ago
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Love this missile strike graphic they keep using😂
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OK this is awesome
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Come get yer maw!!. She’s singing again.
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This is the first song I’m properly digging.
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This must win.
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Also, I appreciate the scantily-clad hot dancing boys. We need more equality in the nearly-naked dancers.
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Really can’t watch!
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Estonia’s is the song version of suddenly realising you’ve had two drinks too many
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Not enough sleeves to go around.
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I feel like that one guy is down in front of the crowd to get past the rules about how many people you’re allowed have on stage.
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Interesting!
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Ok, Spain was great.
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AND HERE WE GO. CROWN THE FUKKIN WITCH
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Ireland’s is batshit, I love it
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Best staging so far
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