Bernadette says hello

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She’s lurking and wants to say hello.

 

Particularly to Todd and Jerry for some reason.  I don’t know why.  They wouldn’t be my first pick for hellos, especially that Jerry guy.

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You should set up an account and start posting again, Bernadette.

Why is she only lurking?

Hello, Bernadette!

Come join the conversations!

Yay! Welcome back – you can de-cloak.

Anonymous wrote:

She’s lurking and wants to say hello.

Hello Bernadette!!  I’m hoping all is well with you, and that you soon come to the realization that Tim (aka Pip) is a baaaaad influence on you.  Unless he convinces you to join The Carrier, in which case he’s a prince!!

She says she doesn’t want to join because “Dave smells”.

She wasn’t clear which Dave though.

(That was a falsification of the truth. I am encouraging her to join)

Girls Shmirls.

 

Anonymous wrote:

She says she doesn’t want to join because “Dave smells”.

She wasn’t clear which Dave though.

Did you miss the “fragrant” off the end of that quote?

Anonymous wrote:

(That was a falsification of the truth. I am encouraging her to join)

Hopefully, she’ll do just that.

Dave wrote:

Did you miss the “fragrant” off the end of that quote?

Nope, nope definitely just “Dave Smells”

 

I mean, she could mean Meadows. He goes to a lot of weird sweaty gigs

Anonymous wrote:

Particularly to Todd and Jerry for some reason.

well at least it isn’t Ronnie. But she is more than welcome to come say

HELLO BERNADETTE! NICE TO ALMOST SEE YOU! *WAVES*

Bernadette has provisionally agreed to add her feminine presence to the collective on the condition we choose her avatar.

 

My suggestions: the symbol for the hydrogen atom, the superman seal, or maybe a picture of Judge Dredds face.

 

Shall we vote?

Anonymous wrote:

the superman seal

It’s got my vote.

Reminds me of Ronnie for some reason.

Maybe something more ‘uniquely bernadette’ ? Like a photograph of Christians face?

Anonymous wrote:

Bernadette has provisionally agreed to add her feminine presence to the collective on the condition we choose her avatar.

 

My suggestions: the symbol for the hydrogen atom, the superman seal, or maybe a picture of Judge Dredds face.

 

Shall we vote?

here is an option

Anonymous wrote:

Reminds me of Ronnie for some reason.

Is this the point where I admit that Bernadette is really just an elaborate catfishing scheme I’ve been playing on you for years? 

I think she’s having second thoughts anyway Idk

Anyway I know it’s not your catfishing operation, it’s clearly Jims

Anonymous wrote:

I think she’s having second thoughts anyway Idk

Tell Bernadette that second thoughts are unacceptable. Tell her she has to join. We need her!

njerry wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

I think she’s having second thoughts anyway Idk

Tell Bernadette that second thoughts are unacceptable. Tell her she has to join. We need her!

Let her know she can beat up on Pip whenever she wants.

The jury has spoken.

The verdict is:

Bernadette, you are required to join the community.

Welcome to the Carrier!

 

We kinda hope Tim survives the experience. But to reassure you, Tim’s survival is not a deal breaker if it means having Bernadette back.

In related news, is anyone in touch with Dr. Mike in other media? I don’t see him posting here lately. Hope all is well with him.

Last I saw, Mike was in Dublin the 1st. I think he is engaging in debauchery, but who really knows?

Bernadette, come out of the stacks and back into the Light.

 

All is well with Mike. He has been off in Dublin and he is less prolific here than he used to be (and was before the move from MW) but he last logged on 8 hours ago.

Maybe he’ll be more prolific if we bring back a tee shirt thread.

So this morning I’m reading through the Watchmen thread and suddenly I spot a post from BERNADETTE!

     

Welcome aboard!

 

njerry wrote:

So this morning I’m reading through the Watchmen thread and suddenly I spot a post from BERNADETTE!

     

Welcome aboard!

 

I saw that too!

WELCOME ABOARD!!!

1. njerry wrote:

   In related news, is anyone in touch with Dr. Mike in other media? I don’t see him posting here lately. Hope all is well with him.

   Oh yes, I’m absolutely fine, thank you though! 😁

(… checking Twitter is usually a fairly reliable way to work out if I’m dead or not 😉)

 

Mike wrote:

(… checking Twitter is usually a fairly reliable way to work out if I’m dead or not 😉)

The only way that would work is if I created a Twitter account, so…..no.

Hello.

I’m sorry I’m only acknowledging this now. Ta for all the kind words and the roses. (Did you know there’s a Garvey rose? I found some in a park one day. They’re as fragrant as a Meadow of Daves).

There are to be no jokes about Tim’s survival. Not permitted.

I’d volunteer as tribute.

Don’t tell Tim, but I’ve run off with Pip. I had the greatest expectations but he keeps banging on about his hoover. What’s that about? Seems a bit vacuous. Most peculiar.

Pip does have his uses. I’ve constructed a blanky fort with his aid, and we’re not coming out until 2019 is over. Everything isn’t terrible, I have a snowflake made of cheese. But, on top of everything else, I’ve discovered a vast conspiracy involving the Canadians. It’s why I’m concerned about Tim running around in his birthday suit. What I’ve uncovered will shock you.

“Never trust a Canadian” is an essential survival mantra.

They do, however, make lovely Ice Wine.

Wise words.

Oooooh…Ice wine sounds like a cool accompaniment to my cheese snowflake.

No…no…It’s a trap! Don’t trust the wine.

Anonymous wrote:

No…no…It’s a trap!

As my favorite Canadian sings:

Pip has hoovered up all my cheese if he dances off with Diana I’m blaming you, Todd.

If Pip dances off with Diana, we can hunt him down together.

Either that, or ask this question:

I care because I need Pip’s help against the Canadians, and I need him to fetch me more cheese, but not until tomorrow – otherwise I’ll be all alone in my blanky fort.

Although…I’ve never been on a manhunt before; they usually come to me. Is it hard?