Quotes; also featuring lyrics, sayings and catchphrases
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You have a strange sense of nobility, Captain. You’ll lay a man out for implying I’m a wh**e, but you keep calling me one to my face.
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Cobb : Let me tell you about your friend Paden. A long time ago, me, Paden, Tyree, and a couple of other fellas did a lot of riding together. On business, and business was pretty good. We moved around a lot, the way you have to in that line of work. Somewhere along the way, we picked up this dog. One of us took to feeding it, so it followed us everywhere. Well, one day we’re leaving this little Missouri town, in kind of a hurry with a bunch of the locals hot on our tail. Somehow this dog got tied up with Tyree’s horse. Tyree went flyin’….
Well, Tyree was pretty mad when he got up, and, being Tyree, he shot the dog. Didn’t kill him, though. The next thing you know, Paden’s down off his horse, and he’s holdin’ this dog, sayin’ we should go on without him. I thought he was kidding, except he wasn’t. Tyree was ready to plug ’em both – all this with the posse ridin’ down on us….
I thought we were pals after all that riding we did together. All of a sudden he’s worried about some mutt. Well, we did like he asked. We left him, and he went to jail for a dog. You want to hear the funny part? Paden didn’t even like that damn dog.Paden : It evened out in the end. They locked me up; the dog sprung me.
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Cobb: Ha! Paden doesn’t seem to care about anything, except he does. You just can never tell what it’s going to be.”
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Henry Hill: You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I’m funny?
Henry Hill: It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What’s funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus…
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just… ya know… you’re funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
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“You know, this really irritates me. I have worked very hard to give my family a good life and suddenly somebody tells me there’s a penalty for success? I’m sorry you had to go through that, son. (Sighing) When are we gonna stop doing this to each other?”
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<clears throat>
“I’d like to dedicate this to my father, Francis L. It’s a song the girls in the band wrote, Lisa and Wendy.”
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Aunt Esther: Who you calling ugly, sucker!!
Fred Sanford: I’m calling you ugly, I could push your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies.
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Hyman Roth : There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada… made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city out of a desert stop-over for GI’s on the way to the West Coast. That kid’s name was Moe Greene, and the city he invented was Las Vegas. This was a great man, a man of vision and guts. And there isn’t even a plaque, or a signpost or a statue of him in that town! Someone put a bullet through his eye. No one knows who gave the order. When I heard it, I wasn’t angry; I knew Moe, I knew he was head-strong, talking loud, saying stupid things. So when he turned up dead, I let it go. And I said to myself, this is the business we’ve chosen; I didn’t ask who gave the order, because it had nothing to do with business!
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You okay?
Naw man. I’m pretty fuckin’ far from okay.
What now?
What now? Let me tell you what now. I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting ******’s to go to work on the Holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy?! I ain’t through with you! By a damn sight. I’m gonna get medieval on yo’ ass!I meant “what now” between me and you.
Oh, that “what now.” I tell you “what now” between me and you. There is no “me and you”. Not no more.
So we cool?
Yeah, we cool.
Two things: one, don’t tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. soon-to-be-living-the-rest-of-his-short-ass-life-in-agonizing-pain rapist here. It ain’t noboby else’s business.
Two, you leave town tonight, right now, and when you gone, you stay gone or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?Deal.
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[Vincent and Jules walk into the apartment. They don’t look happy]
Jules: Hey kids, how you boys doing?
[One starts to get up]
Jules: Keep chilling. You know who we are? We are associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner, don’t ‘cha?
[Nervous silence]
Jules: Now let me take a wild guess here. [Points at a young man sitting at a table eating breakfast] You’re Brett, right?
Brett: Yeah.
Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don’t ‘cha, Brett?
[Vincent walks behind Brett into the kitchen]
Brett: Yeah, I-I remember.
Jules: Good. It looks like me and Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. What ‘cha having?
Brett: Hamburgers.
Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kinda hamburgers?
Brett: Uh, ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no-no-no-no, where’d you get them? McDonald’s, Wendy’s, Jack-in-the-Box, where?
Brett: Um, Big Kahuna Burger.
Jules: Big Kahuna Burger! That’s that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. Ain’t never had one myself. How are they?
Brett: Th-they’re good.
Jules: You mind if I try one of yours?
[They shake their heads]
Jules: This is yours here, right?
[Jules picks up a cheeseburger and takes a bite]
Jules: Mm-hmm! This is a tasty burger! Vincent! You ever had a Big Kahuna burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]
Jules: Want a bite? They’re real tasty.
Vincent: Ain’t hungry.
Jules: Well, if you like burgers, give them a try sometime. Me, I can’t usually get them ’cause my girlfriend’s a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. I do love the taste of a good burger. Mmm. [To Brett] You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell them, Vincent
Vincent: Royale with Cheese.
Jules: Royale with Cheese. Know why they call it that?
[Brett shrugs]
Brett: Uh, because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You’re a smart mother****er. That’s right. The metric system.
[Jules tosses the burger down on the table. He points at a plastic cup]
Jules: What’s in this?
Brett: Sprite.
Jules: Sprite, good. Do you mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
[Jules picks up the Sprite and drinks it]
Jules: Ah. That hit the spot.
[Jules points at the other guy on the couch]
Jules: You, Flock-of-Seagulls, know why we’re here? Why don’t you tell my man Vince were you got the shit hid at?
[The third man, Marvin, behind Jules, in a corner, speaks]
Marvin: It’s over there–
Jules: [shouting]: I don’t remember asking you a god damn thing! [to Flock-of-Seagulls] You were saying?
Flock-of-Seagulls: In the cupboard. [Vincent looks in an overhead cupboard] N-no, the one by your knees.
[Vincent pulls out a black briefcase, unlocks it, and looks at the glowing light inside]
Jules: We happy? [no answer] Vincent? Are we happy?
Vincent: Yeah, we happy. Fff.
Brett: [to Jules] Look, I’m sorry, I didn’t get your name. I got yours, uh, Vincent, right? But I–I didn’t get yours.
Jules: My name is Pitt, and your ass ain’t talking your way outta this shit.
Brett: [rising]: No, no, no. I just want you to know how– [Jules motions him to sit down] I just want you to know how sorry we are that that things got so ****ed up with us and Mr. Wallace. It, we-we got into this thing with the best intentions. I never inte–
[Jules shoots Flock-of-Seagulls, Brett recoils in horror]
Jules: Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue. You were sayin’ something about “best intentions”? What’s the matter? Oh, y-you were finished? Oh, well allow me to retort!
[Jules looks pretty upset]
Jules: What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: “What” ain’t no country I ever heard of! They speak English in “What”?!
Brett: What?
Jules: English, mother****er! Do you speak it?!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I’m saying. Describe, what Marsellus Wallace, looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: [points gun at Brett] Say “what” again! Say “what” again. I dare you! I double-dare you, mother****er! Say “what” one more god damn time!
Brett: He-he’s black.
Jules: Go on!
Brett: He’s bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?!
Jules: [shoots Brett in the shoulder, Brett screams] Does…he…look…like a bitch?!
Brett: [in pain] No-o!!
Jules: Then why’d you try to **** him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn’t!
Jules: Yes, you did! Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to **** him, and Marsellus Wallace don’t like to be ****ed by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace. You read the Bible, Brett?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Well, there’s this passage I’ve got memorized that sort of fits this occasion. Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. [Says it louder] And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. [Says it even louder] And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!”
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Perceptor: I fear the wounds are fatal.
Daniel: Prime, you can’t die!
Optimus Prime: Do not grieve. Soon I shall be one with the Matrix.
Hot Rod: Prime…
Optimus Prime: [grunts] Ultra Magnus, it… it is to you, old friend…I shall pass the Matrix of Leadership as it was passed to me.
Ultra Magnus: But, Prime, I am… just a soldier, I…I’m not worthy.
Optimus Prime: [gasps] Nor was I, but one day an Autobot shall rise from our ranks and use the power of the Matrix to light… our darkest hour. Until that day… till all are one…
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Starscream: Who disrupts my coronation?
Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy.
Starscream: Megatron? Is that you?
Galvatron: Here’s a hint!
[Galvatron transforms and shoots Starscream. Starscream crackles and falls to dust]
Galvatron: [crushing Starscream’s fallen crown under his foot] Will anyone else attempt to fill his shoes?
Rumble: What did he say his name was?
Galvatron: Galvatron!
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You got the touch
You got the power
YeahAfter all is said and done
You’ve never walked, you’ve never run
You’re a winner
You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You’re nobody’s fool
You’re at your best when the goin’ gets rough
You’ve been put to the test, but it’s never enoughYou got the touch
You got the power
When all hell’s breakin’ loose
You’ll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touchYou never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You’re a fighter
It’s in the blood, it’s in the will
It’s in the mighty hands of steel
When you’re standin’ your ground
And you never get hit when your back’s to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you’re takin’ it allYou got the touch
You got the power
When all hell’s breakin’ loose
You’ll be riding the eye of the storm
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touchYou’re fightin’ fire with fire
You know you got the touch
You’re at your best when the road gets rough
You’ve been put to the test, but it’s never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
Yeah
You got the touch
You got the power
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“What are you doing for Christmas?”
“Being Jewish. Remember, people? Not everyone worships Santa.”
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Spock : Stonn, she is yours. After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing after all as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.
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“Did we have to let them detonate three-quarters of the ship?”
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“Did we have to let them detonate three-quarters of the ship?”
“Seeing as how they would have detonated four quarters, I think it was a good choice.”What’s that from? I feel like I ought to know it.
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I normally don’t work on Thursday but I was asked to come in today because due to the vagaries of our scheduling system the only one here was my boss. She asked and I agreed. And my dramatic soul has me repeating this fine speech as I work at my desk. and thus I now share it with you.
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers.
for he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin’s day. -
Thanos: I am inevitable !
Tony Stark: And I… am… Iron Man !!!
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When you bring up a Billy Joel song….. Please give us the whole thing!
I generally prefer to quote only the specific lyrics that I think are worth posting; I rarely quote an entire song.
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“Did we have to let them detonate three-quarters of the ship?”
“Seeing as how they would have detonated four quarters, I think it was a good choice.”What’s that from? I feel like I ought to know it.
The Transformers: The Movie
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All right. We got seven canisters of CM-20. I say we roll them in there and nerve gas the whole fuckin’ nest.
It’s worth the try, but we don’t know if that’s gonna affect them.
Look let’s just bug out and call it even, okay? What are we even talking about this for?
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
Fuckin’ A!
Hold on, hold on just a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
They can bill me.
Okay, I know this is an emotional moment for all of us, okay? I know that. But let’s not make snap judgments, please. This is clearly… clearly an important species we’re dealing with and I don’t think that you or I, or *anybody*, has the right to arbitrarily exterminate them.
Wrong!
Yeah. Watch us.
Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!
Look. I’m not blind to what’s going on, but I cannot authorize that kind of action. I’m sorry.
Well, I believe that Corporal Hicks… has authority here.
Corporal Hicks has…
This operation is under military jurisdiction and Hicks is next in chain of command. Am I right, Corporal?
Yeah… yeah, that’s right.
Yeah… Look, Ripley, this is a multi-million dollar installation, okay? He can’t make that kind of decision. He’s just a grunt! Uh, no offense.
None taken. Ferro, do you copy?
Standing by.
Prepare for dust-off. We’re gonna need immediate Evac.
Roger. On our way.
I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
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Please give us the whole thing!
Nothing wrong with asking but please remember that no is a legitimate answer.
Personally, I think posting the whole song is tl/dr. just post the relevant part. it is like when we post movie/tv quotes. no one is going to post the entire script. so why bother with the whole song? If it spurs in you a need to hear a song, go to you tube or some other site and listen to it. that is what I do.
For example, rather than pasting the entire copy that Sean did, I like to keep it succinct and brief.
“Get away from her you bitch!”
they both say we like the movie “Aliens” but mine is much shorter.
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Nothing wrong with asking but please remember that no is a legitimate answer.
Personally, I think posting the whole song is tl/dr. just post the relevant part. it is like when we post movie/tv quotes. no one is going to post the entire script. so why bother with the whole song? If it spurs in you a need to hear a song, go to you tube or some other site and listen to it. that is what I do.
All this was already covered the first time.
“All of this has happened before, and it will all happen again.”
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Time is a flat circle.
And Time is Money
And love of Money is the Root of All Evil.
Therefore the root of all evil is the love of a flat circle; and, by association, love is evil.
I KNEW IT!!
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“You’re in a band! That’s like a business class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?”
“Not the way I play it.”
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“Drugs ain’t a black thing or a white thing. It’s a death thing. Death don’t give a shit about color.”
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Slow down, you move too fast
You got to make the morning last
Just kicking down the cobblestones
Looking for fun and feeling groovy
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Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
(Because I’m happy)
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
(Because I’m happy)
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
(Because I’m happy)
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Fuck the police comin’ straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad ’cause I’m brown
And not the other color, so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, ’cause I ain’t the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on and thrown in jail
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin’ with me ’cause I’m a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin’ my car, lookin’ for the product
Thinkin’ every nigga is sellin’ narcotics
You’d rather see me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin’ in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
And when I’m finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swole off bread and water
I don’t know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun, they can’t get none
But don’t let it be a black and a white one
‘Cause they’ll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just ’cause I’m from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me, huh
A young nigga on the warpath
And when I’m finished, it’s gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops dying in L.A.
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“Chemistry’s easy. It’s a lot like witchcraft, only less newt.”
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Korah Matah Korah RahtahmahKorah Rahtahmah Yoodhah Korah
Korah Syadho Rahtahmah Daanyah
Korah Keelah Daanyah
Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah Daanyah Korah RahtahmahKorah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah
Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Korah
Korah Matah Korah RahtahmahKorah Daanyah Korah Rahtahmah
Nyohah Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
Syadho Keelah Korah Rahtahmah
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“For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I’m stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I’m flunking math.”
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I’ve got a theory
That it’s a demon
A dancing demon!
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I am the son
And the heir
Of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
Of nothing in particularYou shut your mouth
How can you say
I go about things the wrong way?
I am human and I need to be loved
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The first thing I want to be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring. Don’t just get him out of the ring, get him out of the WWF, because I’ve proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain’t got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16…Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!
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There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things, and those who see evil things and don’t try to stop it.
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There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil things, and those who see evil things and don’t try to stop it.
You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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Hey hey mama said the way you move
Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you grooveAh, ah, child, way you shake that thing
Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting.Hey hey baby when you walk that way
Watch your honey drip, can’t keep awayOh yeah, oh yeah, oh, ah, ah
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“Demons after money. Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.”
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One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach….all the damn vampires!!
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“What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! Four times five is 30. Five times six is 32. Naked girls. Naked women. Oh, stop me!”
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Kaylee Frye : Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!
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Wonder Woman: It’s not just his age. It’s the fact that he lied about it.
Captain Marvel: I didn’t lie… exactly. I just left out the part about being a kid.
Wonder Woman: A lie of omission is still a lie. You kept an important secret from us. No one in the League knew the truth.
Batman: I did.
Wonder Woman: I shouldn’t be surprised since you indoctrinated Robin into crimefighting at the ripe old age of nine.
Batman: Robin needed to help bring the man who murdered his family to justice.
Wonder Woman: So he could turn out like you?
Batman: So that he wouldn’t.
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The hurt doesn’t show
But the pain still growsIt’s all been a pack of lies…
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Don Corleone: What’s the matter with you? I think your brain is going soft with all that comedy you are playing with that young girl. Never tell anyone outside the Family what you are thinking again.
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Michael: My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Kay Adams: Do you know how naïve you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don’t have men killed.
Michael: Oh. Who’s being naïve, Kay?
– “The Godfather” (1972)
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I do love your mother. But she’s more like a… a pet to me.
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